Curt Maggitt = Chuck Norris

[orangetitanfan]

Who's Rod?

 

[pualsline]

If Rod Wilks is just so awesome then why doesn't he show up and slam my head on my keyboardhdjdjxtshdjfjfjzb;djdhzuhsjdygemdpchdhskaeltnrnqpdjxt

 

[#JuanVol]

Who's Rod?

Just hide and pray he doesn't find you

 

[dd4vols]

If Rod Wilks is just so awesome then why doesn't he show up and slam my head on my keyboardhdjdjxtshdjfjfjzb;djdhzuhsjdygemdpchdhskaeltnrnqpdjxt

+1

 

[JAEvans24]

If Rod Wilks is just so awesome then why doesn't he show up and slam my head on my keyboardhdjdjxtshdjfjfjzb;djdhzuhsjdygemdpchdhskaeltnrnqpdjxt

:lolabove:

 

[BACKDOC]

Rod's jock is made of razor blades. Tim Tebow once stole it from Rod's locker; he's now jewish.

 

[PowerWookie]

Rod's jock is made of razor blades. Tim Tebow once stole it from Rod's locker; he's now jewish.

boom!

 

[chattaboogie]

If Rod Wilks is just so awesome then why doesn't he show up and slam my head on my keyboardhdjdjxtshdjfjfjzb;djdhzuhsjdygemdpchdhskaeltnrnqpdjxt

:lolabove: best one yet by far.

 

[chattaboogie]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not Rod Wilks.

 

[VFL1274]

Curt Maggitt eats at Chick Fil-A on Sunday.

I'm making this into a tee shirt and wearing it to the nc state game next year! F'n classic!

 

[chattaboogie]

Rod Wilks is God's original prototype for the Messiah, but he had to be recalled when the nails didn't work.

Rod Wilks caught smallpox - it hasn't been heard from since.

Rod Wilks doesn't mow his lawn. He stands outside and dares it to grow.

 

[VFL1274]

I ran into Curt Maggit the other day and in his best confucius voice he told me "she who stay on toes spends less time on knees"

Curt is wise

 

[Jestes311]

if rod wilks is just so awesome then why doesn't he show up and slam my head on my keyboardhdjdjxtshdjfjfjzb;djdhzuhsjdygemdpchdhskaeltnrnqpdjxt

+1000

 

[Escape Goat]

Maggitt doesn't have a fist that can come out of his beard, and punch you. Get over yourself

the syllables line up. Gotta have SOME fun around here...

Curt Maggitt crossed the road. Nobody dared question his motives.
Curt Maggitt can kill two stones with one bird.
Curt Maggitt can walk on water and swim through land.
Curt Maggitt CAN believe it's not butter.

 

[pualsline]

I will never doubt Rod again

 

[ttocswob]

This thread is Curtainly too Maggitt to quit - but only if Rod Wilks it...

 

[Escape Goat]

This thread is Curtainly too Maggitt to quit - but only if Rod Wilks it...

I love curtains. Can't stand people spying on me inside my house.