Curt Maggitt = Chuck Norris

[JAEvans24]

Rod puts the laughter in manslaughter

 

[chattaboogie]

On a high school math test, Rod Wilks put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Rod Wilks solves all his problems with Violence.

 

[volstuckinwa]

This is "snot bubble and crying" funny. Please continue!

 

[SmokeySC]

If you have five dollars and Rod Wilks has five dollars, Rod Wilks has more money than you.

Curt Maggitt never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Curt”.

:gone:

 

[Jax_Vol]

Rod said we best make this a 6 star thread



Little known fact.....coming out of Smyrna HS, Rod was a 6 star recruit in Rivals....check for yourself

 

[Chilmonty]

Sharks have a "Curt Maggitt Week!"

 

[DeusExMachina]

Curt Maggitt lost his virginity before his dad did.

When Curt Maggitt was born, the doctor slapped him. History records this as the worst mistake anyone's ever made.

When Curt Maggitt does push-ups, he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the Earth down.

Curt Maggitt once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now known simply as "The Islands".

Curt Maggitt once got into a staring contest with the Mona Lisa. The Mona Lisa lost.

While relieving himself, Curt Maggitt is capable of welding titanium.

 

[NWO4LIFE]

Did you know that Rod built the hospital he was born in??

thats just too funny

 

[Orangesmokey]

While relieving himself, Curt Maggitt is capable of welding titanium.

:lolabove::lolabove::
awesome... simply awesome

 

[SmokeySC]

I got a question. How do you post these amazing GIF 's ?

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Rod Wilks is the admiral to the captain's crunch

 

[greenevillevol83]

:muahaha: funny

 

[JAEvans24]

I got a question. How do you post these amazing GIF 's ?

You copy the url of the gif and then insert it by clicking the image button on the toolbar above.

 

[StoVol]

Rod puts the laughter in manslaughter

excellent my friend!

 

[SmokeySC]

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[greenevillevol83]

Curt Maggitt is what Willis was talking about

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Curt Maggit is having shoulder surgery, his shoulder is sharpening the blade

 

[BigOrange15]

Curt Maggitt eats at Chick Fil-A on Sunday.

 

[DeusExMachina]

Curt Maggitt ordered a Big Mac at Burger King......and got it.

Curt Maggitt is the reason Waldo is still hiding to this day.

At any given moment in the day, Curt Maggitt knows exactly where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

Curt Maggitt can impregnate a woman simply by pointing his finger at her and saying "booya".......(cue the Travis Henry comments)

The latest Call of Duty game was loosely based on a game of football Curt Maggitt played in middle school.

Phobias are afraid of Curt Maggitt.

Curt Maggitt once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him that there was an exotic dancer inside of it.

Curt Maggitt has counted to infinity.....twice.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

Curt Maggitt ordered a Big Mac at Burger King......and got it.

Curt Maggitt is the reason Waldo is still hiding to this day.

At any given moment in the day, Curt Maggitt knows exactly where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

Curt Maggitt can impregnate a woman simply by pointing his finger at her and saying "booya".......(cue the Travis Henry comments)

The latest Call of Duty game was loosely based on a game of football Curt Maggitt played in middle school.

Phobias are afraid of Curt Maggitt.

Curt Maggitt once ate an entire cake before his friends could tell him that there was an exotic dancer inside of it.

Curt Maggitt has counted to infinity.....twice.

Seems to sum it up quite nicely

 

[shake-N-bakeum]

Curt is always on top during intercourse, because Curt doesn't f$#* up!!!

 

[Jax_Vol]

8* thread

 

[rowsdower]

Isn't (insert name for old Chuck Norris jokes) supposed to be good?

 

[Scotty's Flat Top]

Now that's funny

You have poor taste in humor

 

[Jestes311]

Chuck Norris is 6052-0 in street fights. Stats don't lie.