Culinary, Arts, Thread.

[MyBloodRunnethOrange]

Who has Almond milk in their fridge?

How do you milk an almond?

 

[Souce]

Who has Almond milk in their fridge?

I'm allergic to almonds -- and all stone fruits. Seriously.

 

[508mikey]

How do you milk an almond?

how to video post 6694 in this thread -- thank Mal

 

[Weezer]

I like milk, but feel guilty drinking it. Shouldn't milking a cow count as sexual assault?

 

[MoodyVol]

I like milk, but feel guilty drinking it. Shouldn't milking a cow count as sexual assault?

Not sure I wanna know how you’re getting the milk to make that connection.

 

[joevol33]

My dad's older sister in Texas called him the other day and told him she was sending a cake for his birthday. He thought it was odd, but thanked her. My mom sent me this picture, it had a note that said " here's a lemon sponge cake happy birthday".

 

[Weezer]

Not sure I wanna know how you’re getting the milk to make that connection.

Gotta pull on that teat to get the milk. Did anyone ever think to ask the cow for permission?

 

[MoodyVol]

Gotta pull on that teat to get the milk. Did anyone ever think to ask the cow for permission?

#mootoo

 

[hmanvolfan]

#mootoo

Mega lulz!

 

[Behr]

Fried Cheesecake Rollup...

 

[3rdDegreeVol]

Looks like a blintz.

 

[Behr]

Looks like a blintz.

Kinda like water looks like Vodka, but it ain't.

 

[Behr]

Who hates sour cream?

 

[NorCalVol67]

Don’t hate it, but don’t crave it.

 

[volfanbill]

Who hates sour cream?

I love sour cream n onion tater chips, don’t hate it otherwise, but I never use it.

 

[NorCalVol67]

I love sour cream n onion tater chips, don’t hate it otherwise, but I never use it.

Oh yeah, I love those chips also. Had Pringles sour cream n onion last weekend.

 

[Behr]

Don’t hate it, but don’t crave it.

Do you crave mayonnaise?

 

[Behr]

Lol.

Sour cream flavored potato chips don't count.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Do you crave mayonnaise?

If I am having a sandwich I crave mayo, but if I am having a burrito or nachos I do not crave sour cream.

 

[Behr]

Interesting.

I prefer mayonnaise on certain sammiches but I'm fine if it's not available.

Burritos and/or Nachos require sour cream. If I have my way I have guacamole and sour cream, but I won't eat either without SC.

 

[NorCalVol67]

Interesting.

I prefer mayonnaise on certain sammiches but I'm fine if it's not available.

Burritos and/or Nachos require sour cream. If I have my way I have guacamole and sour cream, but I won't eat either without SC.

Ha, I am the opposite, I require Guac and don’t care if it has sour cream.

 

[Behr]

Guacamole is not always available and it's not always fresh or good, but there is no excuse for SC.

 

[508mikey]

Mexican food needs sour cream -- and no green stuff -- also like it on baked potato

 

[508mikey]

Guacamole is not always available and it's not always fresh or good, but there is no excuse for SC.

read somewhere there will be a shortage of it because of the tariffs on Mexico, fine with me though

 

[volfanbill]

Lol.

Sour cream flavored potato chips don't count.

So uppity