Culinary, Arts, Thread.

The latest member of the clique of despite trying to rise in the pecking order is @Orange Sunset, flinging direct attacks at your truly and labeling others "tin" this and "tin" that. The lot of you pick at and niggle me without respite, and when I do choose to respond, your prince, @Behr posts sarcastically that you do not get my humor. May you bang you shins on the coffee table in the dark. Go, play in traffic. Fall down and hurt yourself. My retorts may not be what occurs to your minds in the moment, but honest people reading them in context recognize their absurdity and darkly humorous intent.

Hitler led the Nazis into power and the murder of ~40 million people. He was hate and evil incarnate. There is nothing funny about Hitler and the Nazis. My father went to war to free the world from their evil. You did cross the line altering my image to resemble Hitler, @Orange Sunset. Apparently, you believe that your cache rose from doing so.

I am not one of you nor will I ever be. I come to VN and the 'Zone for a different purpose. Here, I've connected with people that I'd genuinely like to meet in person one day. If it happens to be a gathering where some of you are present, I will greet you with goodwill (@508mikey, you know that I am genuine in this).

So, here is my gift to you, the clique of despite (You may brandish it against me like a cudgel.) - I have hope. Not just for myself, but even for you. After Behr attacked me without surcease and while he was on hiatus from the Zone, I posted this perspective
Tl;Dr put me to sleep.
 
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Going to the gunsmith to get my guns checked out. If they’re good to shoot, I’ll reach out to you to meet and shoot some skeet.

I’ve got a place to shoot skeets & you’re invited to go with us. It’s a very remote area outna the country with no one around for days. I like to turn a 5th of Jack up raw & hit the crack pipe before we start. Shooting usually starts round 11:00 pm. Only thing I ask…..don’t tell no one where you going or who you with. Let me know
 
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One thing I’ve learned about the zone since I the first time I started posting here (Lordy I don’t know when that was, too lazy to look up), we never take each other seriously unless, one needs prayers, comfort or advice. I’ve never taken offense against anyone that pokes fun at me, (hell, I’m usually the one laughing the hardest) or the ones that throw out a like of a post poking fun. If we can’t laugh at ourselves, with 2020 turning out like it is now, might as well find other things to occupy our time.
 
One thing I’ve learned about the zone since I the first time I started posting here (Lordy I don’t know when that was, too lazy to look up), we never take each other seriously unless, one needs prayers, comfort or advice. I’ve never taken offense against anyone that pokes fun at me, (hell, I’m usually the one laughing the hardest) or the ones that throw out a like of a post poking fun. If we can’t laugh at ourselves, with 2020 turning out like it is now, might as well find other things to occupy our time.

Edit: please none of you throw a like for this, might be construed wrong
 
Lol. It has nothing to do with "hitting your shins on the coffee table" or "playing in traffic". Its amazing after all this time you still don't get it Tin Man.

Carry on with your grandiosity, Ive come to enjoy it.
And here I thought you got my fevered left field humor...
 
One thing I’ve learned about the zone since I the first time I started posting here (Lordy I don’t know when that was, too lazy to look up), we never take each other seriously unless, one needs prayers, comfort or advice. I’ve never taken offense against anyone that pokes fun at me, (hell, I’m usually the one laughing the hardest) or the ones that throw out a like of a post poking fun. If we can’t laugh at ourselves, with 2020 turning out like it is now, might as well find other things to occupy our time.

It really hurts my feelings when you tell me I suck.
 
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