Courtesy flush

[Weezer]

I like to be in the restroom washing my hands and someone comes in real quick headed for the stall. You know they are going to blow the bottom out when they hear the door shut so I'll open the door and let it shut and not go out. Oh the noises you'll hear.

If you're gonna make posts like this, then you have to Dr. Seuss it. Do it.

 

[Thrasher865]

Do you do it or not? I always do, however my wife claims it makes no difference in smell whatsoever. I disagree. What do you say?

Try this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKLnhuzh9uY[/youtube]

 

[Weezer]

Oh the noises you'll hear, from behind that closed door,
They don't know you're in there, so out comes a roar.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

This thread should be courtesy flushed.

 

[theFallGuy]

Better than homeless people like you. Y'all don't even use bathrooms.

gypsies fap in public bathrooms

 

[northknoxvol]

I want to make sure your lungs are brown if you come in while I am sitting down!

 

[theFallGuy]

I want to make sure your lungs are brown if you come in while I am sitting down!

wtf

 

[SergeantVol]

gypsies fap in public bathrooms

Why is your phone number in the men's bathroom stall?

 

[jhen713]

Why is your phone number in the men's bathroom stall?

Why do you keep calling it?

 

[hmanvolfan]

Why do you keep calling it?

Boom shocka locka!

 

[SergeantVol]

Why do you keep calling it?

It said for a good time ! I figured it was the number for some loose wimenz! After I realized it wasn't prank calls were in order.

 

[Weezer]

Why do you keep calling it?

Maybe tfg sounds like an Asian hooker on the phone.

 

[theFallGuy]

Why is your phone number in the men's bathroom stall?

are u looking for a good time in the stall again? no g**** holes available?

 

[Burger]

I like making people suffer for their sins.

 

[Coastypop]

I like making people suffer for their sins.

WTF .... Dude hmy:

 

[rmsmith]

No, why do you all have people in the bathroom with you while you're on the crapper?

 

[barknoxbrawler]

No, why do you all have people in the bathroom with you while you're on the crapper?

Support. "Come on barknoxbrawler you can do it, put a little grunt into it."

 

[Grey_pilgrim]

I never flush. I hate the feeling of my own poop water splashing my butt.

 

[salutethehill]

If it stays together, I leave it for the next patron to admire. Wipes go in the trash so to not cover the artwork.

 

[theFallGuy]

I smear it on the walls

 

[salutethehill]

I smear it on the walls

Pretty sure I cleaned up after you when I worked retail.

 

[theFallGuy]

Pretty sure I cleaned up after you when I worked retail.

thanks!

 

[salutethehill]

thanks!