Countdown to the Mayan Apocalypse

[theFallGuy]

what abunch of horse shyt. Stupid ass mayans. Now I have to pay back all of this credit card debt. wtf

 

[Vol'n'beers]

I really didn't expect to have to explain to the wife the situation with the babysitter. Screwed by the Mayans again!!!

 

[Aavoxx]

No zombie sightings. Disappointed.

 

[theFallGuy]

I really didn't expect to have to explain to the wife the situation with the babysitter. Screwed by the Mayans again!!!

#like

 

[Weezer]

I woke up. How disappointing. Maybe if I go back to sleep, the apocalypse will come before I wake up again.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

I woke up. How disappointing. Maybe if I go back to sleep, the apocalypse will come before I wake up again.

One can only hope.

 

[DD4ME]

I'm gonna keep doing strippers and blow for preparation of the merman apocalypse.

 

[VolFan32]

Why do we need apocalypse excuses for strippers and blow?

 

[Spartacavolus]

Why do we need apocalypse excuses for strippers and blow?

Zoners rationalization techniques are top ranked

 

[rockytop114]

did anyone see on the news were there was craiglist adds by women wanting to hook up last night because the world was ending they had a pic of one girl on the cover of a magazine she was hot . i got laid last night because of this. a craigslist hookup know the world didnt end and i prolly got haids

 

[rockytop114]

Craigslist hookup experiance? - Yahoo! Answers


lulz

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

BestBOX

Weak. My cousin has a shytbox so ill hit you up when I'm over there again. Ill find you on here.
Crossed the line with the D rose joke.
Racing sucks you wanna be Asian!

 

[rockytop114]

d rose likes midgets?

 

[rockytop114]

a cnbc article


Model Niki Ghazian told the New York Post she hopes to have some end-of-the-world sex Thursday night, echoing the sentiments of countless others who have decided to skip the bunker and head straight to the party.

"I will be looking for an end-of-the-world hookup," New York bartender Dennis Cintron told the Post. "If you're going to go out, go out with a bang!

 

[rockytop114]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzqiPvGrkTo[/youtube]

 

[Slydell]

 

[rockytop114]

why would we believe some people that couldnt predict there own death

 

[Slydell]

Why do some think the Mayans were wiped out?

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Craigslist hookup experiance? - Yahoo! Answers


lulz

I only go to Yahoo! Answers for answers on HIV questions.

 

[rockytop114]

i dont either but it is some funny reading

 

[rockytop114]

im going to waffle house

 

[Vol'n'beers]

im going to waffle house

Speaking of HIV . . . and gono . . . and herp . . .

 

[rockytop114]

I see what you did there

 

[Vol'n'beers]

I see what you did there

At the waffle house or in my post? I hope not WH. No one needs to know about that.

 

[Berry4Heisman14]

Sup Sly