Countdown to the Mayan Apocalypse

[Slydell]

Not trying to ruin the thread, but from what I've read there are several stories debunking this date. Here is one suggesting there will be at least 1,600 more years of existence on earth according to new findings.

Archaeologists discover Mayan calendar workshop debunking 2012 apocalypse prediction | Alaska Dispatch

I'm counting on 2 weeks. I can't stand to live another 1600 years. The way we're killing this planet, we won't last another 1600 years anyway.

 

[Slydell]

Not trying to ruin the thread, but from what I've read there are several stories debunking this date. Here is one suggesting there will be at least 1,600 more years of existence on earth according to new findings.

Archaeologists discover Mayan calendar workshop debunking 2012 apocalypse prediction | Alaska Dispatch

I like reading things like this. Thanks. Like most modern pieces, the gotcha headline doesn't reflect the actual story they wrote.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

I'd like to live as long as I can. I have a little boy I want to see grow up.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

I'd like to live as long as I can. I have a little boy I want to see grow up.

Hear, hear!

 

[Orangeslice13]

Not trying to ruin the thread, but from what I've read there are several stories debunking this date. Here is one suggesting there will be at least 1,600 more years of existence on earth according to new findings.

Archaeologists discover Mayan calendar workshop debunking 2012 apocalypse prediction | Alaska Dispatch

Sandy!!!!
What's up?

 

[Orangeslice13]

I'm counting on 2 weeks. I can't stand to live another 1600 years. The way we're killing this planet, we won't last another 1600 years anyway.

This planet will be fine.














The people on it are in real trouble though.

 

[heartvols]

My theory is the only reason the Mayan Calender ends, is because the Mayans ran out of rocks. They were gonna finish it later but then Conquistadors happened.

Damn Conquistadors.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

My theory is that if enough Mayans were around, they'd have the biggest party ever, kinda like our millennium parties.

In tribute, we should spend Dec. 21st getting hammered.

 

[Aavoxx]

My theory is that if enough Mayans were around, they'd have the biggest party ever, kinda like our millennium parties.

In tribute, we should spend Dec. 21st getting hammered.

This is the first intelligent thing you've said, Herp.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

Hey, good planning is a must in this post Mayan apocalyptic world.

 

[heartvols]

A Prince song just popped into my head.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Is anyone gonna nominate herp for the list.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

D*mn. That stuck quick.

 

[heartvols]

The list? What did I miss?

 

[VolFan32]

All I'm saying is my phone ends in year 3199. I trust it more than a group that thought sacrificing a virgin is a good idea.

Who couldn't even survive as a civilization

 

[Unknown Muppet]

That's cause they killed all the virgins. No joy, no civilization.

 

[heartvols]

I bet they're laughing at us (in heaven).

 

[VolFan32]

That's cause they killed all the virgins. No joy, no civilization.

And the Spaniards were some mfers to them.

 

[Unknown Muppet]

And the Spaniards were some mfers to them.

Deserved it. Any civilization that doesn't appreciate a virgin should GTFO.

 

[VolFan32]

Deserved it. Any civilization that doesn't appreciate a virgin should GTFO.

Can't disagree.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

13 more days.

 

[Weezer]

My theory is the only reason the Mayan Calender ends, is because the Mayans ran out of rocks. They were gonna finish it later but then Conquistadors happened.

Damn Conquistadors.

The Mayans had their revenge. It's called syphillis.

 

[badkarma]

Well live it up! I guess I wont ever see another football NCAA championship since the world is ending in 12 days....

 

[Unknown Muppet]

The Mayans had their revenge. It's called syphillis.

Well played, Mayans.

 

[Weezer]

A Prince song just popped into my head.

When I was young, 1999 signified an apocalyptic ending. Now I just wish I could still party like I could in 1999.