Countdown to the Mayan Apocalypse

[Thrasher865]

Why do I not have a midget friend that we can torment?

 

[theFallGuy]

Why do I not have a midget friend that we can torment?

cause you are racist against midgets

 

[Thrasher865]

Midgets aren't a race. They're a breed.

 

[theFallGuy]

Midgets aren't a race. They're a breed.

No man, I firmly believe that midgets are truly a race of people, much like dwarves in The Lord of the Rings.

Also, what the fk does this have to do with those damned dirty Mayans. It's not the end of the world. They just stopped making that stupid calendar because the conquistadors introduced them to lawn mowers.

 

[heartvols]

Oh great, we have to listen to this Mayan **** for a whole year?!

 

[Slydell]

Lotta money going to be made some people this year off this thing.

 

[heartvols]

Lotta money going to be made some people this year off this thing.

 

[MikeDVol]

sweet umbro's

 

[Nerd-Vol]

Why do I not have a midget friend that we can torment?

I have one.











































































































































































































































































































You, Shorty.

 

[95 Vol Alum]

BIOYA, Nerd.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

BIOYA, Nerd.

Shut up 95.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Sacrifice a virgin.

 

[Slydell]

Newt?

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I'm only half virgin.

 

[Slydell]

I'm afraid to guess.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

He's a half-breeder, duh!

 

[Slydell]

Might be a "poled" heifer.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

He clearly is playing with half a d I c k.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I've had sex. In the vagina and the anus. I enjoyed both. They feel different to my penis.

 

[Slydell]

I'm sure that will NEVER show up in anyone's sig.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I'm a quotable guy.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

Comparable to Gandhi.

 

[Slydell]

I'm sure your life is a complete parallel.

 

[NewToVolCountry]

I like your Christ, but not your Christians.

Who said it, Newt or Gandhi? You'd be surprised.

 

[Slydell]

Mohandas Gandhi