Corny Jokes!

[Peradox1K]

What do you call a noun that lost their amateur status?

A pronoun

 

[theFallGuy]

Wtf

 

[Peradox1K]

Wtf

It's corny dad jokes man, it doesnt have to make sense

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Do you fine people even know any good corn jokes? I’m all ears.

 

[Peradox1K]

Do you fine people even know any good corn jokes? I’m all ears.

Nice

 

[NorCalVol67]

Do you fine people even know any good corn jokes? I’m all ears.

Something about corn cobs, Souce and what he likes to do with them.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

Wtf

Don't attach this sh*t to me.

 

[GordonC]

Whose dat dude who used to beet Joe's ass?
Corn Pop

 

[GordonC]

Wtf

tl;dr
shuddup dummie
now it's a 5* thread

 

[joevol33]

Whose dat dude who used to beet Joe's ass?
Corn Pop

He don't want none

 

[GordonC]

also STFU Dan

 

[malinoisvol]

Anybody know what a buccaneer is?

Too much to pay for corn.

 

[Peradox1K]

I got lost in a maize yesterday, and the firefighters that rescued me said it was all ears.

 

[GordonC]

*Two

 

[GordonC]

need a voice of reason
@PEPPERJAX

 

[Peradox1K]

need a voice of reason
@PEPPERJAX

Yes, he must be summoned.

 

[Peradox1K]

@PEPPERJAX

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

When two people have sex, it's a twosome. When three people have sex, its a threesome.

Now I know why people call you handsome.

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?

Icy Dead People

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

How easy is it to spot a blind man at the nude beach?

It's not hard

 

[WestTennesseeFox]

A customer walks up to an employee at GNC. He says "There's a man over there sticking his penis is a container of protein powder." The employee looks over and yells "No f***ing whey"

 

[82_VOL_83]

It's corny dad jokes man, it doesnt have to make sense

The other thread simply wasn't good enough?

 

[Peradox1K]

The other thread simply wasn't good enough?

What other thread?

 

[82_VOL_83]

Eggsackly

 

[82_VOL_83]

Merge this thang.