Coolest/Fav Movie Line

#52
#52
Somebody go back and get a sh*tload of dimes.

You give the governor a harumph.

Where the white women at.

We rape the sh*t out of 'em.

Top o' the morning to you ma'am.

Have you lost your mind, can't you see that man is a ni...excuse me, wrong guy.

The new sheriff is near.

Excuse me, while I whip this out.

Whew, that was close. Damn near lost a $12 hand cart.

Many, many more from that flick.
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#53
#53
CountVolcula said:
"You skin that smoke wagon and we'll see what happens!"
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My hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Ike, are we cross?

Ah, an enchanted moment.

Darlin', you and I are gonna have reevaluate the nature of our association.
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#55
#55
How many freaking movie quote threads do we have going in this place right now?

That's not a movie quote just a random thought.

Oh snap, there is a thread for that as well..
 
#56
#56
Forgot a couple.

"Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! You see this? This... is my BOOMstick! The twelve-gauge double-barreled Remington. S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about a hundred and nine, ninety five. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right. Shop smart. Shop S-Mart. You got that?"

Ash (Bruce Campbell) - Army of Darkness


"Hello, Clarice."

Hannibal Lecter (Sir Anthony Hopkins) - Silence of the Lambs/Hannibal


"My children... from the very beginning, it was the children who gave me my power. The Springwood Slasher, that's what they called me. My reign of terror was legendary. Dozens of children would fall by my blades. Then the parents of Springwood came for me, taking justice into their own hands. When I was alive, I might have been a little naughty, but after they killed me, I became something much, much worse. The stuff nightmares are made of. The children still feared me, and their fear gave me the power to invade their dreams, and that's when the fun REALLY began. Until they figured out a way to forget about me. To erase me completely. Being dead wasn't a problem, but being forgotten, now that's a *****. I can't come back if nobody remembers me. I can't come back if nobody's afraid. I had to search the bowels of Hell, but I found someone, someone who'll make 'em remember. He may get the blood, but I'll get the glory, and that fear is my ticket home."


Freddy Krueger (Robert Englund) - Jason vs. Freddy



"I always tell the truth, even when I lie"

"You wanna (*expletive deleted*) with me? Okay. You wanna play rough? Okay. Say hello to my little friend!"


Tony Montana (Al Pacino) - Scarface
 
#57
#57
It'd been two presidential elections since I'd had a boner like that.
Bubba Ho-tep

Even a big ***** cockroach like you should know... never, but never, **** with the King.
Bubba Ho-tep

I was dreamin'. Dreamin' my dick was out and I was checkin' to see if that infected bump on the head of it had filled with pus again. If it had, I was gonna name it after my ex-wife 'cilla and bust it by jackin' off. Or I'd like to think that's what I'd do. Dreams let you think like that. Truth was (pause) I hadn't had a hard-on in years.
Bubba Ho-tep

The revealing of her panties was neither intentional or non-intentional, she just didn't give a damn. She was so sentimental on me that she didn't mind that I got a bird's eye view of her love nest. I felt my pecker flutter once, like a pigeon havin' a heart attack, then lay back down and remain limp and still. Of course, these days even a flutter was kinda reassurin'.
Bubba Ho-tep
 
#61
#61
Y'all.....I gotta add this. I know y'all have posted the opening line time and time again, but the entire monologue is too good not to post.


Kaffee: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?*
Judge Randolph: You *don’t* have to answer that question!
Col. Jessep: I'll answer the question!
[to Kaffee]
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled.
Col. Jessep: *You want answers?*
Kaffee: *I want the truth!*
Col. Jessep: *You can’t handle the truth!*
[pauses]
Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
 
#62
#62
"I don't know why they call this stuff Hamburger Helper; I think it does just fine by itself..."

-Cousin Eddie from Original Vacation Flick
 
#64
#64
JimBeamVolsFan said:
Y'all.....I gotta add this. I know y'all have posted the opening line time and time again, but the entire monologue is too good not to post.


Kaffee: *Colonel Jessep, did you order the Code Red?*
Judge Randolph: You *don’t* have to answer that question!
Col. Jessep: I'll answer the question!
[to Kaffee]
Col. Jessep: You want answers?
Kaffee: I think I'm entitled.
Col. Jessep: *You want answers?*
Kaffee: *I want the truth!*
Col. Jessep: *You can’t handle the truth!*
[pauses]
Col. Jessep: Son, we live in a world that has walls, and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns. Whose gonna do it? You? You, Lt. Weinburg? I have a greater responsibility than you could possibly fathom. You weep for Santiago, and you curse the Marines. You have that luxury. You have the luxury of not knowing what I know. That Santiago's death, while tragic, probably saved lives. And my existence, while grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves lives. You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties, you want me on that wall, you need me on that wall. We use words like honor, code, loyalty. We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something. You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very freedom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it. I would rather you just said thank you, and went on your way, Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a weapon, and stand a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to.
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Epic! Still my favorite.
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