Constipation

[jhen713]

I was constipated for about 3 days after both surgeries. Hurt like he'll once I was finally able to go.

True story... thought it was appropriate for this thread.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Lulz. So was my mom. did u have the toots?

 

[jhen713]

No, but I would burp like a lions roar every time I sat up.

 

[hmanvolfan]

No, but I would burp like a lions roar every time I sat up.

lol: We needs video... That's funny as crap.

 

[wildnkrazykat]

Well hers kept coming out the other end

 

[golfballs]

Holy ****

 

[Thrasher865]

Sometimes I like to hold it as long as I can. I believe it builds character.

Also causes prostate cancer. Fact.

 

[theFallGuy]

Sometimes I like to hold it as long as I can. I believe it builds character.

that's not all it builds

 

[theFallGuy]

snickers bars

 

[golfballs]

Also causes prostate cancer. Fact.

srsly?

 

[Thrasher865]

I dunno. Prolly

 

[OrangeEmpire]

raw kale

 

[VIF]

I am disapoint. I read the title and thought Billy had started another thread. TFG is a bc poser.

 

[OrangeEmpire]

A little billy in all of us

 

[VIF]

A little billy in all of us

That's just gross.:blink:

 

[theFallGuy]

A little billy in all of us

I'll pass brah

 

[rmsmith]

raw kale

Raw is the law.


Wait, different topic