confession booth

[DD4ME]

Lulz you don't want to try the new burritos special sauce?

So Groce dog. I was gonna confess to liking taco bell too. Fake meat and all. You've ruined that for me.

 

[BadJerry20]

so those weren't refried beans?

I'm afraid not. Sorry I didn't mean for you to get that one.

 

[BadJerry20]

So Groce dog. I was gonna confess to liking taco bell too. Fake meat and all. You've ruined that for me.

Yo're welcome.

 

[Slydell]

Nothing to confess. Life's good.

 

[LittleCat]

I used to take my pants completely off when I used the urinals in kindergarten. Damn embarassing with my cheeks exposed to everyone.

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I once skipped Bible Study. Then all my relatives died of leprosy and I learned my lesson.

 

[Weezer]

I once skipped Bible Study. Then all my relatives died of leprosy and I learned my lesson.

Thoughts and prayers sent.

 

[coach12]

When I was 17 I worked at a Taco Bell, and anytime someone came in that one of us didn't like, I would rub my **** all over their tortilla shell.

That was probably the healthiest part of that burrito.

 

[BadJerry20]

That was probably the healthiest part of that burrito.

No doubt.

 

[Coastypop]

My friend Megan is the ultimate club hot chick. Outside she's scary, inside she's the hottest chick in the club. It's so odd.

Your not drunk enough

 

[northknoxvol]

I was playing in a basketball tourney and I felt the rumble in my bowels and made the coach take me out so I could go take a dump.....came back out and he put me right back into the game.

 

[northknoxvol]

I had a cute teacher in high school and didn't want to tell her I was in poop labor so I told her I was gonna throw up and got a hall pass to the bathroom........I was in there for a while and she sent a student to check on me.....his face was priceless when he came back there and asked if I was ok

 

[Coastypop]

I had a cute teacher in high school and didn't want to tell her I was in poop labor so I told her I was gonna throw up and got a hall pass to the bathroom........I was in there for a while and she sent a student to check on me.....his face was priceless when he came back there and asked if I was ok

You don't need to post, you need a doctor

 

[northknoxvol]

I am having a litter of kittens in the Lowe's restroom right now!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I am having a litter of kittens in the Lowe's restroom right now!

Bestiality is illegal, unethical, and immoral.