Comp and Tex Golf Showdown - Saturday!!!

[MY3*VOLS]

Lulz! Just bring him sum burritos and chimichangas to the range prior to tee time!

 

[MY3*VOLS]

And Cerveza

 

[DD4ME]

Tex dark as a Jamaican mon.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Lulz! Just bring him sum burritos and chimichangas to the range prior to tee time!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

And Cerveza

Si!

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

My caddie for Saturday. She cleans a mean ball!

 

[Orangeslice13]

Comp/Tex vs Slice/Sparty, coming soon!

Shat. Now I've got to go to the driving range.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

Shat. Now I've got to go to the driving range.

Boom!

 

[bubbacurry1]

I'll be there.

 

[mcompton]

I'm rooting for tex - tbs4life.

Fu...looser4life

 

[mcompton]

I got comp by 18. He will shoot an 80. Tex with a 98 playing triple max.

It looks like a fairly wide course. If I shoot 80, I'll be pissed. I'll still beat the Tennesee Mexican, but I'll still be pissed.

 

[mcompton]

Comp is going to be mad when he finds out Tex is a Mexican.

I've reconciled myself to the notion that ill be riding in a cart with a Mexican. Luckily my bag has pockets that can be locked.

 

[Orangeslice13]

Edit: that sucked

 

[hmanvolfan]

:boredom:

 

[Orangeslice13]

 

[mcompton]

Edit: that sucked

wtf

 

[Spartacavolus]

It looks like a fairly wide course. If I shoot 80, I'll be pissed. I'll still beat the Tennesee Mexican, but I'll still be pissed.

He will drink several beers and mess up your game by having to pee every hole.

 

[mcompton]

He will drink several beers and mess up your game by having to pee every hole.

LOL...ain't nobody got time for that

 

[Orangeslice13]

He will drink several beers and mess up your game by having to pee every hole.

That's what you do.
Spartan king Little Bladder.

 

[mcompton]

He will drink several beers and mess up your game by having to pee every hole.

That's odd, most Mexicans can ride in the back of a hot van for hours, while drinking beer, without having to pee once. I thought more of Tex.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

He will drink several beers and mess up your game by having to pee every hole.

Several? Lulz Just hope I don't get a phone call saying my mom had a freaking stroke, like when we played.

 

[TEX_VOLFAN]

That's odd, most Mexicans can ride in the back of a hot van for hours, while drinking beer, without having to pee once. I thought more of Tex.

Beer makes me piss like a racehorse!

 

[mcompton]

Super...

 

[hmanvolfan]

Make him carry a cath bag. Strap it to his leg.