Coach Pruitt at first team meeting. (Allegedly)

[Weezer]

/thread.

As fake as Santa Claus

Slightly concerned anyone would actually believe this..

Santa Claus is real, Dammit! I'm tired of you cranks questioning his validity. I hope you receive a lump of coal and a kick in your toy sack, non-believer!

 

[etcolton]

/thread.

As fake as Santa Claus

Slightly concerned anyone would actually believe this..

No **** Jimmy!

 

[Remy]

This is a seriously flawed thread, but I'm bumping it to keep the Gruden thread from being at the top.