TBALLVOL
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Reliable sources have confirmed that Coach O has a secret recruiting weapon that was given to him by a Cajun witch in the Lousiana bayou. It is a miniture voodo swamp monkey that he sneaks into recruits homes by keeping it in his pants pocket. The monkey reportedly has the ability to cast spells on recruits. It has been reported that the monkey has a passion for Red Bull, peanuts, and coffee beans. The monkey has been so effective, that Coach O no longer has to speak to recruits. He only has to open up his pocket and say to the monkey, "Tell'm about it Jo-Jo!"
There has been one problem however, since Jo-Jo has been on the UT campus. It seems the little swamp monkey has a thing about hound dogs and there a reports that long periods of howling can be heard late into the night. Coach O said that he was going to cut back on the Red Bull for Jo-Jo.
There has been one problem however, since Jo-Jo has been on the UT campus. It seems the little swamp monkey has a thing about hound dogs and there a reports that long periods of howling can be heard late into the night. Coach O said that he was going to cut back on the Red Bull for Jo-Jo.