Coach O's Recruiting Secret Revealed

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Reliable sources have confirmed that Coach O has a secret recruiting weapon that was given to him by a Cajun witch in the Lousiana bayou. It is a miniture voodo swamp monkey that he sneaks into recruits homes by keeping it in his pants pocket. The monkey reportedly has the ability to cast spells on recruits. It has been reported that the monkey has a passion for Red Bull, peanuts, and coffee beans. The monkey has been so effective, that Coach O no longer has to speak to recruits. He only has to open up his pocket and say to the monkey, "Tell'm about it Jo-Jo!"

There has been one problem however, since Jo-Jo has been on the UT campus. It seems the little swamp monkey has a thing about hound dogs and there a reports that long periods of howling can be heard late into the night. Coach O said that he was going to cut back on the Red Bull for Jo-Jo.
 
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Your post has no credibility. Since, Corso is included in your avatar. Corso sucks!
 
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but... it did bring a laugh.

A+ for effort

F- for no source... sorry.. but thanks for playing... come again soon!
 
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TBALLVOL said:
Reliable sources have confirmed that Coach O has a secret recruiting weapon that was given to him by a Cajun witch in the Lousiana bayou. It is a miniture voodo swamp monkey that he sneaks into recruits homes by keeping it in his pants pocket. The monkey reportedly has the ability to cast spells on recruits. It has been reported that the monkey has a passion for Red Bull, peanuts, and coffee beans. The monkey has been so effective, that Coach O no longer has to speak to recruits. He only has to open up his pocket and say to the monkey, "Tell'm about it Jo-Jo!"

There has been one problem however, since Jo-Jo has been on the UT campus. It seems the little swamp monkey has a thing about hound dogs and there a reports that long periods of howling can be heard late into the night. Coach O said that he was going to cut back on the Red Bull for Jo-Jo.
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Source?
 
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Did somebody just ask for a source on a pos about a voodoo monkey??:blink:
 
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TBALLVOL said:
Reliable sources have confirmed that Coach O has a secret recruiting weapon that was given to him by a Cajun witch in the Lousiana bayou. It is a miniture voodo swamp monkey that he sneaks into recruits homes by keeping it in his pants pocket. The monkey reportedly has the ability to cast spells on recruits. It has been reported that the monkey has a passion for Red Bull, peanuts, and coffee beans. The monkey has been so effective, that Coach O no longer has to speak to recruits. He only has to open up his pocket and say to the monkey, "Tell'm about it Jo-Jo!"

There has been one problem however, since Jo-Jo has been on the UT campus. It seems the little swamp monkey has a thing about hound dogs and there a reports that long periods of howling can be heard late into the night. Coach O said that he was going to cut back on the Red Bull for Jo-Jo.
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That is one of the stupidest things I've ever read.
 
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