Coach Joseph on Rod Wilkes

#51
#51
No its Gonna be ok. Rod Wilks isnt a doctor(although he could be), but he did stay at a Holiday in Express last night
 
#52
#52
Just the WR's? It may be smart for the fans to wear green jerseys, just to make sure you don't become a target of Rod's Wrath.
 
#56
#56
we need to keep our starting offense out and play every last walk-on available because every player rod puts a finger on will be out for the season(or possibly for their career)and will have to redshirt.
 
#57
#57
I feel sorry for Tyler Bray because he has to have all his passes intercepted by Rod...not fair QB competition.
 
#62
#62
it still blows my mind that he didnt leave early for the NFL..first of all he was a better athlete than eric berry and wouldve leaped him in the draft and second he was a FOR SURE a top 3 pick..future hall of famer
 
#63
#63
Rasputin_Vol said:
Just the WR's? It may be smart for the fans to wear green jerseys, just to make sure you don't become a target of Rod's Wrath.
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Football coaches came up with the GREEN jerseys to signify no contact on a specific player(s). This was done in hope that it may trick and deter the ROD because the color GREEN is the also the color of Kryptonite that made Superman fearful and weakened him. So in a foolish attempt of trickeration to prevent Rod Wilks from delivering pain and devastation they arrived with the GREEN jersey as a feeble attempt at a impossible task hoping that just the color would make him second guess his decision to search and destroy. Too bad Kryptonite does not affect Rod Wilks and that even Superman fears the ROD......Silly mortals
 
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#65
#65
You know what's going to happens? 4th quarter Alabama game. 11 seconds left. Score tied. Bama driving at their 45 yard line. Rod Wilks in the game due to hail Mary coming. The ball is in the air. 4 Bama receivers and 4 UT backs at the goal line. As the ball comes down, the group is parted like the Red Sea. Alone stands Rod Wilks when the ball drops into his hands. He weaves his way up field. He leaves every Bama tackler looking for their jock strap, and strolls into endzone after time has expired. Fans rush the field. Goal posts disappear. Rod Wilks ascends to Heaven. Mike Hamilton immediately re-names the stadium and field after Rod Wilks. Knoxville changes it's name to Wilksville, and a solid platinum, 1000 foot Rod Wilks statue is erected that can be seen from outer space. You never know.
 
#68
#68
MUR73 said:
Football coaches came up with the GREEN jerseys to signify no contact on a specific player(s). This was done in hope that it may trick and deter the ROD because the color GREEN is the also the color of Kryptonite that made Superman fearful and weakened him. So in a foolish attempt of trickeration to prevent Rod Wilks from delivering pain and devastation they arrived with the GREEN jersey as a feeble attempt at a impossible task hoping that just the color would make him second guess his decision to search and destroy. Too bad Kryptonite does not affect Rod Wilks and that even Superman fears the ROD......Silly mortals
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way to use you're head.
 
#70
#70
these rod wilks legends get better all the time
"Rod Wilks is the most dangerous man in any sport, from football to lawn darts.''
:rock:
 
#71
#71
On kick off returns all "THE ROD" as to do is point at the opposing player with the ball and he runs to our end zone for a safety(His own safety). It is truly a spectacle to behold.
 
#72
#72
I wonder if rod wilks knows how much of a mega star he is on this message board. we need to get a interview with him...

sooo guys that run this message board get to it. get a interview with him and explain to him that he is the next jim bob cooter...only more awsome:dance2:
 
#74
#74
I attended the practice the day of the coaching clinic. Rod Wilks made a snafu on a special teams play. Coach Sirmon was giving him an earful. All I could think of was these dang threads & laughed.

In short, Rod was merciful and let Sirmon live.

:p
 
#75
#75
dooleysfooly said:
I attended the practice the day of the coaching clinic. Rod Wilks made a snafu on a special teams play. Coach Sirmon was giving him an earful. All I could think of was these dang threads & laughed.

In short, Rod was merciful and let Sirmon live.

:p
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Your team choices are almost perfect on your avatar, other than the last one :)
 
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