BlinghamptonVol
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Thought we could use a thread reminiscing over the stories of other fans being classless. I’ll start...
I was taking my 100 year old great grandmother (who was a nun) to her first game in Neyland. She had just helped a lot of orphans and had received two free tickets to the Florida game. We sat near a uf family and they cussed out my nun grandma the entire game. They said they could never be nuns because jorts were not allowed. The dad peed on her shoes and the mom spit her chewing tobacco on her. My grandma was upset, but she wanted to keep watching the Vols, so we stayed. Then the two kids in the family flicked boogers on her. After their mom bought them beers, the kids got even worse. I can’t write it all down here, but they did steal her dentures and were amazed that it had all the teeth. They said their grandma’s dentures only had three teeth total, just like their mama.
Anyway, granny hasn’t been back to many games after that. Glad I have more class than uf fans! And more teeth. And branches to my family tree.
I was taking my 100 year old great grandmother (who was a nun) to her first game in Neyland. She had just helped a lot of orphans and had received two free tickets to the Florida game. We sat near a uf family and they cussed out my nun grandma the entire game. They said they could never be nuns because jorts were not allowed. The dad peed on her shoes and the mom spit her chewing tobacco on her. My grandma was upset, but she wanted to keep watching the Vols, so we stayed. Then the two kids in the family flicked boogers on her. After their mom bought them beers, the kids got even worse. I can’t write it all down here, but they did steal her dentures and were amazed that it had all the teeth. They said their grandma’s dentures only had three teeth total, just like their mama.
Anyway, granny hasn’t been back to many games after that. Glad I have more class than uf fans! And more teeth. And branches to my family tree.