Cignetti

[unfrozencvmanvol]

I like Heupel and all but we need to make Cignetti the most obscene coaching contract offer known to man.

5 years, 200 mil;
His own Memphis Riverboat;
A mountain top mansion in the Smokeys;
Induction into the Grand Ole Opry;
A monthly orgy with the Titan's cheerleaders;
Motorboating with Dolly Parton and
Prima Nocta throughout the State.

 

[Doberman]

 

[Dobbs 4 Heisman]

He's likely to lose the championship game to Miami and never make it back. Stop being prisoner of the moment. He's a good coach but this could be just a fluke run and not an indicator of a generational coach.

 

[vol94fan]

How good is Indiana? Oregon would boat race the Vols, and Indiana is boat racing Oregon.

 

[Brave Volunteer]

He's likely to lose the championship game to Miami and never make it back. Stop being prisoner of the moment. He's a good coach but this could be just a fluke run and not an indicator of a generational coach.

Indiana is going to demolish Miami. Miami doesnt have the discipline and I still think Mario Cristobal is kind of a buffoon coach who cant manage clock.

 

[#1fulmerite]

I don’t know about their future after this season but, this season, Indiana is just like the pre NIL of the Saban era.

 

[Hacksaw]

I like Heupel and all but we need to make Cignetti the most obscene coaching contract offer known to man.

5 years, 200 mil;
His own Memphis Riverboat;
A mountain top mansion in the Smokeys;
Induction into the Grand Ole Opry;
A monthly orgy with the Titan's cheerleaders;
Motorboating with Dolly Parton and
Prima Nocta throughout the State.

You drive a hard bargain, my friend.

 

[unfrozencvmanvol]

He's likely to lose the championship game to Miami and never make it back. Stop being prisoner of the moment. He's a good coach but this could be just a fluke run and not an indicator of a generational coach.

There's one of those godawful hot takes you are renowned for.

 

[THEONLYTENISEE]

I like Heupel and all but we need to make Cignetti the most obscene coaching contract offer known to man.

5 years, 200 mil;
His own Memphis Riverboat;
A mountain top mansion in the Smokeys;
Induction into the Grand Ole Opry;
A monthly orgy with the Titan's cheerleaders;
Motorboating with Dolly Parton and
Prima Nocta throughout the State.

Why would he leave Indiana? He’s creating his own legacy.

 

[207 others]

He's likely to lose the championship game to Miami and never make it back. Stop being prisoner of the moment. He's a good coach but this could be just a fluke run and not an indicator of a generational coach.

As a pretty big fan (100x more diehard of a vol fan) who went to a dozen games, Miami will lose just as hard as Oregon is. I assure you.


Edit: I just saw the username and Iove you

 

[hbvol1982]

Cignetti is a great coach, and Indiana will be good as long as he is there.
The old curmudgeon is Saban 2.0, and we better all get used to it.

 

[207 others]

He's likely to lose the championship game to Miami and never make it back. Stop being prisoner of the moment. He's a good coach but this could be just a fluke run and not an indicator of a generational coach.

As a pretty big fan (100x more diehard of a vol fan) who went to a dozen games, Miami will lose just as hard as Oregon is. I assure you.

 

[Unconditional Surrender]

I think Miami will keep Indiana under 30. But I doubt they score a TD.

 

[volswitten1]

You sound like my kids that dont mind spending someone else's money. It's easy.

 

[unfrozencvmanvol]

Why would he leave Indiana? He’s creating his own legacy.

 

[unfrozencvmanvol]

You sound like my kids that dont mind spending someone else's money. It's easy.

Man, if you can't tell this is a joke, I'd stay off the internet if I were you.

 

[Big Cheese Offspring]

If I hear them mention "well coached" or "disciplined" one more time on the broadcast I'm going to chuck this TV in D4H's window

 

[unfrozencvmanvol]

You drive a hard bargain, my friend.

What part of monthly orgy with the Titans' cheerleaders are these doubters not understanding?

 

[Volfan76]

He's likely to lose the championship game to Miami and never make it back. Stop being prisoner of the moment. He's a good coach but this could be just a fluke run and not an indicator of a generational coach.

Indiana is going to beat Miami like a red headed step child. What he has built there is phenomenal.

 

[ALLVOL 4LIFE]

I like Heupel and all but we need to make Cignetti the most obscene coaching contract offer known to man.

5 years, 200 mil;
His own Memphis Riverboat;
A mountain top mansion in the Smokeys;
Induction into the Grand Ole Opry;
A monthly orgy with the Titan's cheerleaders;
Motorboating with Dolly Parton and
Prima Nocta throughout the State.

Ok! I’ll do it for that since your offering

 

[unfrozencvmanvol]

Ok! I’ll do it for that since your offering

Every man has a price.

 

[feathersax]

Why would he leave Indiana? He’s creating his own legacy.

He is 65, signed 8-year contract for $93 million. Any questions?

 

[give_him 6]

He must have signed the same deal with the devil that Saban did.

 

[Voltopia]

That is the most monumentally stupid thing I've ever read in my entire life.

You don't offer prima nocta upfront - you make it contingent on winning the championship. Jeez. Haven't you ever negotiated before? Incentivize!

 

[SNAFU]

Indiana is going to beat Miami like a red headed step child. What he has built there is phenomenal.

Phenomenal might be an understatement. Bloomington freakin IN. How do you get quality players to go there? Can’t be just money. History of IU football can be summed up in 2 sentences. Big 10 champs in ‘45, ‘67 and now 2025. 15 bowl games and the playoffs the past 2 seasons. Immediately before Cignetti, IU was 2–10 overall (0–9 Big Ten) in ‘21, 3–9 overall (1–8 Big Ten) in ‘23 before hiring Cignetti. His 1st season at IU began with the first 10-0 start in program history. Love him or hate him, show me a better turn around than this one. Freakin’ IU!