Christmas lists

[rockyvols]

Are overrated. Never get what i ask for. F you santa

 

[ImTheCrew]

Me neither

 

[ImTheCrew]

Over

 

[YankeeVol]

Bah humbug

 

[ImTheCrew]

Rated

 

[rockyvols]

I farted on his lap

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I just want peace for baby seals and my luck to continue....

 

[ImTheCrew]

I gave him woodies

 

[ImTheCrew]

I paid Sandusky to play Santa this year

 

[rockyvols]

I paid Sandusky to play Santa this year

I called. Hes booked until next christmas

 

[ImTheCrew]

I called. Hes booked until next christmas

Yea Im the one who booked him...

 

[dembewbs]

I called. Hes booked until next christmas

booked into a jail cell.

 

[rockyvols]

Itch you sharing a cell with him?

 

[ImTheCrew]

If I do... He's got to work for it... He ain't going to just take it.

 

[ImTheCrew]

Where's waldo

 

[hmanvolfan]

Santa hates me.

 

[Weezer]

Maybe taz can play Santa and tell all the skinny kids they're evil and all the big ones they have inner beauty.

 

[theFallGuy]

5* thread

 

[ImTheCrew]

1* thread

Hater, 6*

 

[theFallGuy]

any disrespect of Santa Claus is clearly a 1* thread.

 

[theFallGuy]

with threads like this it's no wonder you get coal for Christmas

 

[rockyvols]

with threads like this it's no wonder you get coal for Christmas

Id love to get coal. Santa doesnt even leave me that

 

[ImTheCrew]

Cole*

 

[theFallGuy]

Id love to get coal. Santa doesnt even leave me that

What do you get sweaters and socks?

 

[rockyvols]

What do you get sweaters and socks?

A mean letter