Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming

[OrangeEmpire]

Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

HEAVEN—Emerging from a grueling 90 minutes of cardiovascular exercise and light lifting for tone, Son of God Jesus Christ said Monday that He is "definitely on track" to achieve peak fitness condition for the Second Coming.

I could not help myself....:birgits_giggle:

Thoughts?

 

[BigPapaVol]

Christ Getting In Shape For Second Coming | The Onion - America's Finest News Source



I could not help myself....:birgits_giggle:

Thoughts?

Onion is the best, bar none.

 

[Vol Mania 21]

the part about him working out with a medicine ball got a giggle out of me, even though i felt awful for giggling about that.