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[joevol33]

I swear we crashed like 5 times on the way to Charlotte! Pilot said it was turbulence, but I think he ran it in a ditch 4 times, and pretty sure he hit a dog that last one. You could hear it barking outside

 

[joevol33]

I forgot Joe was coming to town. Someone needs to warn the fish.

I'm hungry! Bring food

 

[Behr]

I forgot Joe was coming to town. Someone needs to warn the fish.

Good idea, he's sure to be wearing camouflage and they'd never notice him

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I guess joe made it one leg without dying. No one survives two legs.

 

[joevol33]

I guess joe made it one leg without dying. No one survives two legs.

I just my wife this

 

[joevol33]

*told

 

[joevol33]

This one was kinda wild. Felt the thrust at take off, then about the time you felt it level out the pilot said we'd be descending soon. Felt him "gear down" a few time or slow down.

 

[joevol33]

2 hours on this next one

 

[Behr]

I just my wife this

You'll be okay, Ron's post just includes statistics for normal legs.

 

[joevol33]

Oh boy, we delayed waiting on our crew. They must've crashed!

 

[NorCalVol67]

Oh boy, we delayed waiting on our crew. They must've crashed!

They got to finish their cocktails first.

 

[joevol33]

They got to finish their cocktails first.

Must've just finished, she announced we'd be boarding in a minute

 

[vollygirl]

This one was kinda wild. Felt the thrust at take off, then about the time you felt it level out the pilot said we'd be descending soon. Felt him "gear down" a few time or slow down.

It's awesome ain't it? I LOVE take off.

 

[joevol33]

It's awesome ain't it? I LOVE take off.

It was cool. Once they "kick it", you're gone

 

[vollygirl]

Oh boy, we delayed waiting on our crew. They must've crashed!

We delayed at Houston once, waiting on a part for the plane they announced (headed to Puebla Mexico). I texted Tony and told him. Five minutes later they announced we could start boarding.

 

[vollygirl]

It was cool. Once they "kick it", you're gone

The marvel of it is something I really appreciate. I love flying.

 

[Tin Man]

Flew in one of those Bombardier mini-jetliners from ATL to Omaha. Had to walk to weird sections of the airports, stroll out onto the tarmac, and board using mobile stairs. It was throwback fun!

 

[joevol33]

We bout to roll out soon!

 

[NorCalVol67]

 

[vol445]

Oh boy, we delayed waiting on our crew. They must've crashed!

Just too drunk

 

[82_VOL_83]

Snoop captaining a plane while high is scary?

Smoooooooooth ride

 

[vol445]

Funny story/ sick about a pilot. I took a report of a man walking around his yard naked squatting over a plate and defacating on a plate then eating it. Peeing in a glass and drinking it. I told the woman it was a felony to lie on a report she produced a video tape. As we sat there watching this man the sheriff called the airlines and asked if he was flying at the moment. He was headed to Texas with a plane full of people (one of the big airlines). He said to ground him. They must of told him no and he screams I’m watching him on video sh!tying and eating it outside his home. Walking around naked at 7 in the morning ground him f$&&! now! To top it off my wife was in college with his wife the day all this went down. They were friends. He was eating that thing like it was a babe Ruth candy bar

 

[82_VOL_83]

Must've just finished, she announced we'd be boarding in a minute

Nah, they prolly just got delayed coming in from Honolulu on an all nighter. You'll be fine.

 

[Behr]

 

[95 Vol Alum]

Oh boy, we delayed waiting on our crew. They must've crashed!

Stuck in Charlotte. I see COVID hasn’t changed everything. The Ramada AA uses is a dump.