Chinese buffets

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wounded mullet said:
Pretty sure those crab legs had AIDS.
Honestly the worst food I have eaten. I knew I was going to get sick as I was eating it.
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Yeah, shellfish from a chinese buffet. That's right up near the top of the bad decision chart.
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JTrainDavis said:
Yeah, shellfish from a chinese buffet. That's right up near the top of the bad decision chart.
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Spent two hours in the cosmetics section of a department store pretending to care about what my gf wanted. Didn't walk in there with a clear head.
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JTrainDavis said:
Botched suicide attempt?
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When talk of going back to get something she forgot and knowing the mall closed in 20 minutes, I knew I had to go back in for a second plate of seafood surprise.
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The jello is, in most circumstances, the only edible thing on chinese buffets. Oh, and the Chinese donuts.
 
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The Source said:
The jello is, in most circumstances, the only edible thing on chinese buffets. Oh, and the Chinese donuts.
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2ndnd


I've, over the years, built up a pretty iron stomach. I can handle all the cat delicious general tso's I can handle.
 
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We actually have a decent Chinese buffet here. My Chinese friend's family owns it.
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We're actually not friends anymore. The Chinese kid started to play the piano and he thought he was better than me.
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He was a really smart kid and transferred to top public school in the south. I was joking about the piano part. I tried to sell him lemonade once while he was playing the piano. I just remember that for some reason.
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Why do Chinese people have the ability to pick up an instrument for the first time and then be able to play it flawlessly a week later?

(Racist, IMO.)
 
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VOLNBAMA said:
He was a really smart kid and transferred to top public school in the south. I was joking about the piano part. I tried to sell him lemonade once while he was playing the piano. I just remember that for some reason.
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It sounds like he just had an opportunity and jumped on it. But since he is Chinese, I'll call him a bastage too. VG proved it's cool to be wasis.
 

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