Chevy Chase thread......



VolNation's Grand Poobah
Staff member
Oct 22, 2003
I have always been a huge Chevy Chase fan so I thought I would start a topic of favorite quotes from Chevy movies (mostly Fletch/Vacation). Obviously these may not be exact since they are from memory.

-"Shitter was full!"
-"Honey have you checked our shitter?"

-"It wouldn't be the shopping season if the stores were any less hootered..hotter than they are"

-"Look kids, Big Ben, Parliament."

-"She was a pool waitress. I was ordering some food for you and Mom and Audrey."
-"She took your order?"
-"Sure she took my order. You believe me don't you Russ?"
-"Yea but do you think mom will buy it?"
-"Good talk son"

-"Real tomato ketchup Eddie"
-"Nothing but the best"

-"John Cock-tos-ten"

"Can I borrow your towel? My car just hit a water buffalo."

"If I woke up with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn't be any more suprised than I am right now"

"Peter Lemongello, your house is on fire"

"Billie Jean King, Bugbusters"

"What kind of name is Poon anyway? Comanche Indian"

"Using the whole fist doc? Moooon-River"
Chevy is one of my all time favorites. I love watching the old Saturday Night Live episodes with him also. He did the news and would say, "I'm Chevy Chase and you're not". Sounds dumb but he made it work.

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