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#53
#53
Alan Keyes was the best man imo. No support.


McCain. I don't like him but Barack Hussein Obama will never get my vote.


:)
 
#55
#55
The only way I'll vote for him is if he puts bmfpv on the ballot, and it's non-negotiable.
 
#57
#57
I'm in, but would like a high level position on your war monger committee......:)
every good gov't needs a Genghis (pronounced zhenzhis for Mr. Kerry) type on staff. I just ask that you let me know about any new weapons you might need in destroying all of the jerkwads on earth that need destroying.
 
#58
#58
every good gov't needs a Genghis (pronounced zhenzhis for Mr. Kerry) type on staff. I just ask that you let me know about any new weapons you might need in destroying all of the jerkwads on earth that need destroying.

Absolutely, how do you feel about attacking friendly countries, especially if they've got really good beach front property available. I am totally in this for myself, don't want to get out of polotical operative mode. Everything will go thru you, but of course I will come up with a plan to supply you with plausible deniability...:)
 
#59
#59
If you don't attack Canada within the forst 100 days, you lose all credibility, and you are ignoring an obvious threat.

No one asked me, but I volunteer for Secretary of WTF. All spending proposals and hidden earmarks would be required by law to be ran by me. That way I can say "Hey Joe Biden, WTF!".
 
#60
#60
If you don't attack Canada within the forst 100 days, you lose all credibility, and you are ignoring an obvious threat.

No one asked me, but I volunteer for Secretary of WTF. All spending proposals and hidden earmarks would be required by law to be ran by me. That way I can say "Hey Joe Biden, WTF!".

Wow, I would be in some serious dutch with the wife, if we had a security leak on that one..................:eek:lol:
 
#62
#62
You married a Canadian? Sir, do you not love this country?

Wellllllllllllllllll, you would have to see my wife, 6ft blonde, former olympian swimmer, money making machine. Stars and stripes forever brother, buuuuuuuuut, man's gotta do, what a mans gotta do......:)
 
#63
#63
Wellllllllllllllllll, you would have to see my wife, 6ft blonde, former olympian swimmer, money making machine. Stars and stripes forever brother, buuuuuuuuut, man's gotta do, what a mans gotta do......:)

OK, just make sure to indoctrinate her.

That wasn't a sexual refernce. I feel a that's what she said coming on...
 
#64
#64
Wellllllllllllllllll, you would have to see my wife, 6ft blonde, former olympian swimmer, money making machine. Stars and stripes forever brother, buuuuuuuuut, man's gotta do, what a mans gotta do......:)
isn't it a man's gotta do WHO a man's gotta do?
 
#65
#65
Believe me, she lovvvves capatilism, and the tax rate so far. Plus she's getting me closer and closer to retirement, life is gooooood......:dance:
 
#71
#71
given all the folks that like to complain about the preponderance of right wingers here, a cursory glance through this thread looks as though more people are voting for the Obamassiah than McCain.

unless it's Fine Vol creating more ID's and spamming the thread.
 
#72
#72
given all the folks that like to complain about the preponderance of right wingers here, a cursory glance through this thread looks as though more people are voting for the Obamassiah than McCain.

unless it's Fine Vol creating more ID's and spamming the thread.
it's because rig brother trucking toppa small took so many votes by promising free cabinet positions and unlimited income for everyone.
 
#73
#73
it's because rig brother trucking toppa small took so many votes by promising free cabinet positions and unlimited income for everyone.
I want to be the minister of imperialism in your regime.

Canada, Central and South America, I'm putting you on notice.
 
#74
#74
I'm shooting for Minister of Leisure

As my first task, I nominate Mojo Nixon's Pleasurelegiance as a national treasure:

“Brothers and sisters, friends of the revolution
Lemme tell ya something...

In the beginging there was pleasure and it was good.
And four bars and seven drinks ago, in order to form a more perfect Las Vegas
We the weird.. mushroom gobbeling army of insanity
with one nation under Dino do solemely pledge:

I pleasurelegience to Tom Jones, Drinking and Gambling,
to Fornication, Hallucination, to visit the Holy City at least Once a Year,
Lead us not unto Wayne Newton, and deliver us from Michael Bolton.

I pleasure Baron do solemley swear
to go forth, skip work, sleep late
and make pleasure on the planet.
I'm a pleasure Baron, let the drinking begin!!!

-- The Pleasurelegiance”
 
#75
#75
I'm shooting for Minister of Leisure

As my first task, I nominate Mojo Nixon's Pleasurelegiance as a national treasure:
I think Riggie Smalls (for short) is actually looking to retain leisure captain for himself.
 

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