Weiss: Did you tape Ugly Betty for me, sugar?
Quinn: Uh, I forgot
Weiss: Jesus Christ, you've been a bad boy. Do you see my fifth roll of fat? I have a taco stuck in there. Could you just help me out?
Quinn: What if I touch your junk? I'd kinda like it.
Weiss: Oh baby, don't worry, I encourage it.
The next day....
USA Today story
BRADY QUINN AND REGIS PHILBIN WERE KILLED LAST NIGHT IN BIZARRE SEX ACT WITH COACH CHARLIE WEISS. POLICE DISCOVERED HUNDREDS OF TACOS AT THE SCENE. WEISS WAS CARRIED OUT OF THE SCENE, DEMANDING HE SPEAK WITH LOU HOLTZ. APPARENTLY, HOLTZ WAS ALSO INVOLVED.