So I told that punk Spurrier that I like "totaly owned you last year and I will own you again this year" and he was like "NO WAY" and I was like "YES WAY" and he was like "NO WAY YOU DO THAT AGAIN YOU GUYS ARE ALL LOSERZ" and I said "NO WAY WE ARE LOSERZ YOU GUYS ARE THE LOSERZ" and he said "NO WAY" and I said "YES WAY" and then he pulled his phone out and just unfriended me on faceback right to my face and I was like "OH MA GOD YOU DID NOT JUST DO THAT RIGHT HERE TO ME" and he said "YES I DID JUST DO THAT" and I said "NO WAY YOU DO THAT TO ME" and he said "YES WAY I DO THAT TO YOU I JUST DID DO THAT TO YOU" and so you better not make me look bad to him Dobbs you understand that because I will like totally turn you into the most unpopular person on campus overnight not that it would take much to do that but I will SO DO IT so you better not screw this up Dobbs you got that and I better not...
you get the picture...