Dooley: "Well Jon if you do come coach here I have some advice.
1. Make sure you're undefeated by your second season, or the fanbase will hate you
2. Every time you play the #1 team in the country, beat them, or this fanbase will hate you
3. If you lose a bunch of starters, don't mention it in press conferences, or this fanbase will say you 'make excuses' and they will hate you
4. If you tell your guys to wrap up and hit hard and they don't, it's your fault
5. Make sure the team you used to coach has ZERO success, or this fanbase will hate you"
Gruden: "well maybe you shoulda stayed at La Tech, then Derek. Grow a pair, son"
FYP