Can Rod Wilkes play LB?

#26
#26
We once had a bachelor party for Rod Wilks. He ate the entire cake, before we could tell him there was a stripper in it.
 
#27
#27
this off season the Tennessee Vols Athletic Dept wanted to move the Rock across the street from frat row.
The Rock was so heavy they had to use RW's biceps to lift it.

When a reporter questioned RW about his work, he said, "yea I did Stonehenge in england too." You wanna see it? Then he picked up the reporter and threw him to england. Then RW "took sex" from the reporter's wife, cuz RW doesn't make love, sleep with, or have sex with the ladies.
 
#29
#29
Can he, yes. Yet, Lane Kiffin, being the humanitarian he is, does not want to put that kind of bloodshed upon Kentuckty. Additionally, he does not want to answer trivial questions from the press like, "Why did he allow Wilks to keep playing after putting his 9th opponent in the ER", and "Why is every woman who falls above an 8 on the 10 scale within a ten milue radiua of Commonwealth pregnant?"
 
#37
#37
At risk of committing blasphemy by responding to a thread questioning Rod Wilks, I will say this...How Dare YOU QUESTION ROD WILKS????
 
#39
#39
Thinking about this question a second time around, I'm pretty sure Rod Wilks created the linebacker position. In his lab, back in 1873.

Word on the street is that he drives a stock 1982 DeLorean.
 
#41
#41
Business said:
Can he, yes. Yet, Lane Kiffin, being the humanitarian he is, does not want to put that kind of bloodshed upon Kentuckty. Additionally, he does not want to answer trivial questions from the press like, "Why did he allow Wilks to keep playing after putting his 9th opponent in the ER", and "scale within a ten milue radius of Commonwealth pregnant?"[/Why is every woman who falls above an 8 on the 10 QUOTE]

Because Travis Henry has already impregnated the chicks rated from 0-7.
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#42
#42
When the Boogey Man goes to bed at night, he checks the closet for Rod Wilks.

Rod Wilks can do a wheelie..on a unicycle.
 
#45
#45
Not sure if he can play linebacker or not but one thing I bet he can do..............spell his name right.
WILKS
 
#49
#49
Rod Wilks will never have a heart attack. His heart would never be foolish enough to attack him.
 
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