BYU fan here

#201
#201
tallahasseevol said:
Anyone know what hotel BYU is staying at? I wanna go around the night before the game knocking on their doors and asking if they have a moment to talk about Peyton Manning.
Click to expand...

Ask them to read 'The Book of Peyton : Another Testament of Tennessee Football'. When they read it, they should feel a burning in their bosom and know that Tennessee is the one, true college football program.
 
#204
#204
BYU Dad said:
Greetings Vol fans, I'm looking forward to visiting your stadium in a few weeks when our schools play each other.

It's going to be a heck of a game and I've heard great things about your stadium so I can't wait to see it in person along with my wives.

I just might have to buy a beer or two now that it's on sale in the stadium if BYU doesn't pull off the win.

See you all shortly!
Click to expand...
All the BYU fans coming to the game or is their season over?
And football season is over... - Page 2 - CougarCorner
 
Last edited:
#205
#205
BYU Dad said:
I've never heard Church vs. State in reference to the Holy War. That's dumb and that guy don't know what he's talking about.

Everyone calls it the Holy War around here and tonight BYU will crush the infidels. A lot of Utah fans tend to be less than desirable, don't go to church, drink beer, and walk around with goatees. Classless folks for sure.

In fact, when the Yewts beat BYU at sports, there can be retribution. Like a few years ago after Utah had beat BYU at football for a few years, the state legislature got involved and audited Utah's athletic department to send a signal not to eff with BYU too much because BYU is the lord's team and must be treated as such. True story.
Click to expand...

OK, so the separation of church vs state is there to keep, say, a state government for instance, from doing something petty like threatening a university over a football rivalry.

How in the heck does a church member think that's something to brag about? "Our church runs the state in such a way that it uses the state to bully people over a football game."

There's more to worry about here than caffeine.
 
Last edited:
  • Like
Reactions: kcvols1
#206
#206
BYU Dad said:
Playtime is over and football is here. Time to put the bad Mormon polygamy jokes to bed and get serious.

BYU will beat Yewtah tomorrow night. You guys should watch and learn. BYU is going to put on a whippin.

SEC's overrated and not that good. BYU is going to expose the SEC come next week by getting a W in the SEC's backyard against Tennessee.
Click to expand...

Part of this post aged well.
 
  • Like
Reactions: UTwild82
#207
#207
Does Notre Dame require their coaches be Catholic in order to coach there the way BYU requires their coaches to be LDS?
 
#208
#208
BYU Dad said:
Playtime is over and football is here. Time to put the bad Mormon polygamy jokes to bed and get serious.

BYU will beat Yewtah tomorrow night. You guys should watch and learn. BYU is going to put on a whippin.

SEC's overrated and not that good. BYU is going to expose the SEC come next week by getting a W in the SEC's backyard against Tennessee.
Click to expand...


9 in a row..Wow...…….
 
#209
#209
Orange_Crush said:
OK, so the separation of church vs state is there to keep, say, a state government for instance, from doing something petty like threatening a university over a football rivalry.

How in the heck does a church member think that's something to brag about? "Our church runs the state in such a way that it uses the state to bully people over a football game."

There's more to worry about here than caffeine.
Click to expand...

Oh snap. Put that in your decaf and smoke it (but don’t inhale).
 
#212
#212
Orange_Crush said:
OK, so the separation of church vs state is there to keep, say, a state government for instance, from doing something petty like threatening a university over a football rivalry.

How in the heck does a church member think that's something to brag about? "Our church runs the state in such a way that it uses the state to bully people over a football game."

There's more to worry about here than caffeine.
Click to expand...

The Yewts need to know their place. It's that simple. If you watched the game on Thursday, you noticed that Yewtah could've scored again with the ball near the goal line when the pukes took a knee. The reason they didn't punch it in is because they don't want retaliation from the state legislature -- packed with loyal and true BYU fans -- in the form of another audit.

This is a good thing IMO because Yewts are classless and without values so they need to be held in check.
 
#214
#214
You won't see m
BYU Dad said:
Greetings Vol fans, I'm looking forward to visiting your stadium in a few weeks when our schools play each other.

It's going to be a heck of a game and I've heard great things about your stadium so I can't wait to see it in person along with my wives.

I just might have to buy a beer or two now that it's on sale in the stadium if BYU doesn't pull off the win.

See you all shortly!
Click to expand...

Unfortunately, you won't see much of us. Fanbase is not going to care much until we see our team deserve our attention.
 
#215
#215
BYU Dad said:
The Yewts need to know their place. It's that simple. If you watched the game on Thursday, you noticed that Yewtah could've scored again with the ball near the goal line when the pukes took a knee. The reason they didn't punch it in is because they don't want retaliation from the state legislature -- packed with loyal and true BYU fans -- in the form of another audit.

This is a good thing IMO because Yewts are classless and without values so they need to be held in check.
Click to expand...

OK. The Mormon church uses the state government to bully football rivals into "knowing their place"...















...in the name of the love and grace of Jesus Christ. Brag on, I guess.
 
#219
#219
BYU Dad said:
Greetings Vol fans, I'm looking forward to visiting your stadium in a few weeks when our schools play each other.

It's going to be a heck of a game and I've heard great things about your stadium so I can't wait to see it in person along with my wives.

I just might have to buy a beer or two now that it's on sale in the stadium if BYU doesn't pull off the win.

See you all shortly!
Click to expand...

Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Can’t wait to meet your wives and buy you a beer!
 
#223
#223
On the bright side, the BYU game is now a Banana Nose Russell, loser leave town type of game. The loser next week may be carrying the bagel the rest of the season.
 
  • Like
Reactions: Tennesseefan2019
#225
#225
BYU Dad said:
Greetings Vol fans, I'm looking forward to visiting your stadium in a few weeks when our schools play each other.

It's going to be a heck of a game and I've heard great things about your stadium so I can't wait to see it in person along with my wives.

I just might have to buy a beer or two now that it's on sale in the stadium if BYU doesn't pull off the win.

See you all shortly!
Click to expand...

"A heck of a game"..... Haaaa........Apparently you didnt see todays game....enjoy your victory next Sat !! :)
 
  • Like
Reactions: Tennesseefan2019
New Posts
You must log in or register to reply here.

Advertisement



Back
Top