BVS and what we know about it.

[GTBATV]

Yeah but who do I call and brag to about erections lasting for more than four hours?

Maybe our new OC...

 

[CountVolcula]

Another sure sign of BVS

 

[barknoxbrawler]

It's pronounced Beavis.

Heee heee. Heeee heee he. Cool.

 

[TN-POSSUM]

Me too...…...I was about an hour away from booking a trip to the Rose Bowl.

Haven't been right since.

I have good days and bad days, and then there's game days.

At least it's basketball season, right?

 

[NCVOL327]

BVS has an addictive part that leads me to this site. Maybe we could organize a group to meet early Saturday mornings in Knoxville during football season.

 

[LittleVol]

If you've recently been diagnosed with the dreaded BVS syndrome:

VOLAGRA! (The little orange pill)

Duh....

This is true! It's been to known increase endorphins by way of changing perceptions of 3 star recruits and the potential of newly added and under coerced coaches who have coached well in some stints!

Probably the most immediate effect is how it treats cognition and it's sequence of memories. Every highlight is put in the long-term section of the brain.

 

[The Tall Gguy]

Best post I've seen in a long time.

 

[The Tall Gguy]

Best post I've seen in a long time.

 

[joevol33]

I volunteer to be a lab rat for bvs testing and experimenting, as long as its done by good looking female nurses. I suffer from bvs, and am willing to take the testing.

 

[joevol33]

Best post I've seen in a long time.

Best post I've seen in a long time.

Say it a 3rd time and I'll believe you

 

[CardiacKid]

I volunteer to be a lab rat for bvs testing and experimenting, as long as its done by good looking female nurses. I suffer from bvs, and am willing to take the testing.

Dawgs aren’t allowed to “volunteer”.

 

[jakez4ut]

 

[82_VOL_83]

Say it a 3rd time and I'll believe you

Don't, D4H will show up.

 

[82_VOL_83]

Dawgs aren’t allowed to “volunteer”.

That's cold.

 

[CardiacKid]

That's cold.

He deserves it.

 

[joevol33]

He deserves it.

It was funny

 

[CardiacKid]

Bump for those that are having flare ups due to all of the folks with “sources” and their incorrect information. Not mention having to witness how far UT is behind Bama and the dawgs atm.

 

[captain chaos]

at this point i am conjuring alternate realities of how we could be better off. if cutcliffe never left in 1998. fulmer retires to become ad, cutcliffe takes over. the continuity rolls along merrily, developing coaches and a strong network of people with an investment in the program. 7 win seasons would be a disappointment. 10 win seasons would be celebrated. we would be anxious to see how jim bob cooter handles the hc gig after cutcliffe retires. it wouldve been a nice program

 

[HoptownVol]

My symptoms started in 2001, 4th quarter of the SEC championship game. Freaking Rohan Davey

He didn't play the second half.

 

[AM64]

According to "solid sources" BVS is a condition that often manifests itself in brain freezes with total loss of reason and objectivity ... according to inside sources anyway.

 

[Bucket18]

 

[Montana Merkin]

Me too...…...I was about an hour away from booking a trip to the Rose Bowl.

Haven't been right since.

I booked mine. Horrible night in Atlanta.

 

[99gator]

While you’re at it, extensive research needs to be done to find a cure for Volsheimers

 

[Pickinhick]

Because I live overseas, I meet with others that have similar symptoms:
WTNYS- Wait Till Next Year Syndrome, affects people in southern Virginia around Blacksburg
WSBITCFP- We Should Be in the College Football Playoffs- Mainly affects people in Columbus Ohio and Orlando Florida
WHAFBT? We Have a Football Team? This affects people mainly in Arkansas

 

[TNfan#2]

Best post I've seen in a long time.