Butch Jones costume. Need help!

[jaggedzero]

I’m going to a costume party Saturday night dressed as “Rock Bottom Butch Jones”. Basically, Butch Jones at his lowest point (which ironically might come that same night if he loses to Kentucky). I’m making some cardboard signs but what should they say? Need some ideas!

 

[TheEndlessEnigma]

I think you should paint your face blow up red.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Simply take a Sharpie and make a large L in the middle of your forehead.



that should do the trick

 

[OrangeBloodinTN]

Just go as a poo emoji and have at least a shred of dignity.

 

[Other_Guy]

Contract extension.

 

[fossilfiction]

Pick one...

 

[ncvol17]

Big supporter huh? Going to a party on game night, maybe just wear a hockey sweater

 

[CountVolcula]

"Out of work coach..Need Touchdowns"

"For sale!! Slightly used Champions of Life Trophy. Need the money"

"Will work for Touchdowns"

 

[VolArmy74]

If you have any way to safely set the seat of your pants on fire and a "life champion's 2016" shirt, you're golden.

 

[maotai]

 

[Jax_Vol]

Q: How do you keep Butch out of your yard?


A: Put up a goalpost.

 

[firedog28]

Q: How do you keep Butch out of your yard?


A: Put up a goalpost.

Or maybe a goaline!!

 

[UTP69]

No costume needed: get a crew cut and keep your arms crossed. You will do fine.

 

[TennesseeFan07]

Just scream at everyone incoherently.

 

[TouchDownVols]

Get a Jackass costume, wear a UT shirt,and head phones
Bingo

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Need to carry a chart.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

And a trophy with "Life Champions" on it.

 

[508mikey]

Simply take a Sharpie and make a large L in the middle of your forehead.



that should do the trick

Then again OP could be mistaken for himself

 

[CagleMtnVol]

I saw on twitter someone was going to go dressed as this.

 

[gordonr24]

Wear a UT polo and make sure to button the top button.

 

[Thunder Good-Oil]

Tote a brick

 

[wildnkrazykat]

A trumpet

 

[jaggedzero]

Thanks for the ideas! I'll make sure to post some pictures of the costume

 

[UT_Dutchman]

Don't forget to bring a chart.


Edit: dang it TGO beat me to it.

 

[Smokey X]

tape this to your shirt