But I was promised a pony.

[Vfl2407]

Kid on Christmas: I can't believe you got me a stuffed pony.
Dad: We promised you a pony and you got a pony.
Kid: But, it can't run. It only sits there and looks pretty.
Dad: kind of like the Vols offense.....

 

[ASB Vol]

Patience grasshopper. Probably the best result we could've had and still won the game. With a couple of extra days to rest and refocus we'll be fine. It would've been worse, IMO, if we had won by 40 and drifted into Bristol.

 

[jbr82]

Dad: " Son, let me educate you....the chart says this pony is as good as real."

Son: " but dad...."

Dad: " Boy get in my back pocket"

 

[ToptheTerrible]

Dad: I think we need to put your pony down. I'm so sorry.
Son: I don't care. That's what I get for naming him Debord