Busta Rhyme Time

[theFallGuy]

the Old Zone Guard would be extremely upset

 

[PEPPERJAX]

the Old Zone Guard would be extremely upset

You are one of those old guard fuggers right?

 

[Behr]

the Old Zone Guard would be extremely upset

No big deal. Buncha amateurs. They're the kind that would be gifted a Lamborghini and drive through the neighborhood on Sundays with their best friend.

 

[theFallGuy]

You are one of those old guard fuggers right?

 

[Juanita]

I wrote this a while back.

Said the fly to the louse in the fleabag motel
"The floor is dusty
The sink is rusty
The mattress is shot as well."

Said the louse to the fly in the fleabag motel
"But our neighbor is busty
And I'm feeling lusty
It's better than living in hell."

 

[Firebirdparts]

Bottled water makes no sense
Costs a couple of presidents
Falls from the sky and flows in a steam
How can it cost more than gasoline?

 

[malinoisvol]

Casey Jones was a sonofabitch; Drove his train through a 30 foot ditch...

This was a Jody we used to sing during PT at 4am every freaking morning.

Ladies and TFG, please don't Google, it is NSFW, H, or kids.

 

[Juanita]

I love writing limericks...

There once was a collie named Creep
Who twitched a lot during his sleep
When he was down deep
He dreamt of the sheep
But mostly 'bout humping Bo-Peep.

 

[Behr]

Casey Jones was a sonofabitch; Drove his train through a 30 foot ditch...

This was a Jody we used to sing during PT at 4am every freaking morning.

Ladies and TFG, please don't Google, it is NSFW, H, or kids.

Hey baby Imma railroad man.

Lined 50 women up against the wall....



I member err word of it.

 

[theFallGuy]

Casey Jones was a sonofabitch; Drove his train through a 30 foot ditch...

This was a Jody we used to sing during PT at 4am every freaking morning.

Ladies and TFG, please don't Google, it is NSFW, H, or kids.

 

[Firebirdparts]

Can't claim this one:

Carnation Milk is the best in the land /
Here I sit with a can in my hand /
No tits to pull, no hay to pitch /
You just punch a hole in the son of a bitch

 

[Firebirdparts]

 

[VolNExile]

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Aaaaggghhh, now I’ve got THAT stuck in my head!!

 

[Firebirdparts]

Well, that ain't good. At least it's not MacArthur Park, right?

 

[VolNExile]

Well, that ain't good. At least it's not MacArthur Park, right?

Nooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!



When I was in high school, listening to AM radio (as if there were a choice back then), you always knew when the DJ was either on the phone with a girl or in the bathroom with a cigarette and newspaper: he’s either playing In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida or MacArthur Park.

 

[Firebirdparts]

Worst song ever bar none.