What a family of drama queens.
Exactly. Wonder where the kids get it from.
"Son, me and your mother want you and Arthur to play closer to home so that we can watch you play."
"OK Dad, I have no spine, what should I do? I'm on scholarship to a school with a top 5 all-time ranking of putting people in the NFL and that's my ultimate goal."
"Well son, I'm an adult and I have lots of experience. What you should do is just leave town, immediately. Don't tell anyone what you're doing and ignore all calls and texts."
"OK Dad, that sounds great."
"Well done son...oh, and if you can, drag this out as long as possible and when you finally do something a week until camp starts, just send a text to the coach after you have left that says I'm Gone. Welcome to manhood."
...this vagina makes Monte Kiffin look like a good dad.