Bring home Cooter

[Arclight]

Because he does not want in this mess.

 

[goldvol]

Not interested apparently

Report: Lions Jim Bob Cooter won't interview with Tennessee - CBSSports.com

Based on the same tweet from this morning linked above. Saban wasn't interested in leaving Miami either ilot:

 

[VolFan4Life87]

He likely won't leave the NFL.

 

[ShoNuff]

guy wants to be a NFL HC, why would he come to this dumpster?

 

[utvolpj]

He likely won't leave the NFL.

What??? Please provide 3 verified and notarized links before we can believe this nonsense

 

[CopperHead_Vol]

Bringing home Cooter isn't easy.

Last time I tried that my wife had some harsh words. I ended up sleeping in the farm truck out in the pole barn. With the doors locked...

CH_V

 

[goldvol]

guy wants to be a NFL HC, why would he come to this dumpster?

1. Money. 2. He's a Vol.

Why did Saban leave the NFL to go to Bama when they were mediocre to terrible? He only had reason number 1, money


And also, I'm sick of people calling Tennessee a dumpster. There's a ton here to offer, besides a roster stacked with talent.

 

[VolFan4Life87]

What??? Please provide 3 verified and notarized links before we can believe this nonsense

LOL just a hunch. They said on 104.5 this morning that he would likely be in the pool of names for some NFL HC positions so they didn't think he would venture into the FBS waters.

 

[1972 Grad]

Think that his comment was a play on the word "cooter"

I prefer to play on "cooter" itself, instead of just the word "cooter."

 

[njvols]

As is stated in every single JBC thread - he's going to be an NFL head coach soon.

Maybe not if we offer him $6-8MM?

 

[glhal2814]

Listen, I like Jim Bob Cooter. I think the link I posted below is a one time drunken mistake. Nonetheless, we blocked Schiano on potential involvement in a sexual scandal. Jim Bob Cooter got drunk, broke into a woman's house, and climbed naked into the bed with her. No way we can even court Jim Bob Cooter after that.

Former Vol 'Jim Bob' Cooter facing burglary charges

 

[perico]

https://www.seccountry.com/tennesse...um-jim-bob-cooter-wont-interview-vols-opening

 

[1972 Grad]

Sometimes, it takes awhile to get Cooter interested. Be patient.

 

[drummervol]

Eh, sometimes you get turned down by Cooter.

 

[tumscalcium]

Why would he be interested?

 

[dyllisvol42]

Eh, sometimes you get turned down by Cooter.

Never happened to me.... maybe something is wrong with you?

 

[volsarelife1]

We can't just force ourselves into Cooter. May end up with a sexual assault accusation

 

[CountVolcula]

Buy it some flowers and take it out to diner first

 

[Doberman]

Never happened to me.... maybe something is wrong with you?

Matt Lauer neither, apparently.

 

[dyllisvol42]

Matt Lauer neither, apparently.

Ha ha to soon?

 

[drummervol]

Why would he be interested?

Why would anyone at this point? I have no idea. Genuinely. Our AD as a whole has shown a level of incompetence that’s unmatched. A guy who is expected to land a HC job in the NFL isn’t going to touch this.

 

[goldvol]

Why would he be interested?

1. Money. 2. He's a VFL