Tenacious D
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Some of you might have caught it earlier today, but Hyams was the first to break the news that President Lincoln had been shot.
Hyams went on to say that after speaking with "several" influential boosters at Forde's Theatre, that he's now comfortable in naming the assassin as one Mr. Rick "Superfreak" James.
Apparently, there was no secret service protection in Dallas when the shooting occurred, and Hyams was certain that this allowed Mr. James to get a shot off from the 28th floor of the Seattle Space Needle.
He concluded his remarks by saying that this was a sure sign that Jefferson's decision to complete the Louisiana Purchase was a bad idea, and as he predicted, "it would never work out in the end".
Dearstone chimed in to correct him that it was the 23rd floor.
Hooker interjected that he thought "gravity" might pan out after all, but it was too early to be so optimistic about "air".
Pennington immediately went live with the bulletin on Mrs. SEC.com, and will talk about it in detail on Sunday's show - somewhere amongst the 5.2 minutes of actual sports discussion which might accidentally occur, amidst the hawking of new carpet and watching Cavalaris ogle the Ray's waitress to the point where he looks as if he belongs on some state-mandated registry for potential offenders.
Hearing the news then caused the two guys from "The Lighter Side of Sports" to finally come to their senses and announce the end of their show, caving in to widespread rumours that looping the sound of a fork grinding against a chalkboard would draw a larger market share - and be more entertaining / informative - than if they continued. They signed off by saying that they were off to Vermont to "formalise" their long-standing "affection" for one another via some type of civil ceremony.
With that, Adams jumps in and announces himself as the Best Man, and that Heather Harrington will be officiating the ceremony, saying, "she's as qualified to be a minister as a member of a local sports talk show - and we got everyone to buy that, so this should be a piece of cake in comparison."
The "Sports Fix at Six" is more aptly renamed the, "Confused and Stammering Hicks at Six", and the question is announced as, "Why do you keep reading and listening to these people who clearly are misinformed at best, and just idiots who mostly loathe both you and all things Tennessee, at worst?"
It's a tough one that might take more than 20 minutes to answer, but all lines are currently open, and they're awaiting your call. Or not.
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Hyams went on to say that after speaking with "several" influential boosters at Forde's Theatre, that he's now comfortable in naming the assassin as one Mr. Rick "Superfreak" James.
Apparently, there was no secret service protection in Dallas when the shooting occurred, and Hyams was certain that this allowed Mr. James to get a shot off from the 28th floor of the Seattle Space Needle.
He concluded his remarks by saying that this was a sure sign that Jefferson's decision to complete the Louisiana Purchase was a bad idea, and as he predicted, "it would never work out in the end".
Dearstone chimed in to correct him that it was the 23rd floor.
Hooker interjected that he thought "gravity" might pan out after all, but it was too early to be so optimistic about "air".
Pennington immediately went live with the bulletin on Mrs. SEC.com, and will talk about it in detail on Sunday's show - somewhere amongst the 5.2 minutes of actual sports discussion which might accidentally occur, amidst the hawking of new carpet and watching Cavalaris ogle the Ray's waitress to the point where he looks as if he belongs on some state-mandated registry for potential offenders.
Hearing the news then caused the two guys from "The Lighter Side of Sports" to finally come to their senses and announce the end of their show, caving in to widespread rumours that looping the sound of a fork grinding against a chalkboard would draw a larger market share - and be more entertaining / informative - than if they continued. They signed off by saying that they were off to Vermont to "formalise" their long-standing "affection" for one another via some type of civil ceremony.
With that, Adams jumps in and announces himself as the Best Man, and that Heather Harrington will be officiating the ceremony, saying, "she's as qualified to be a minister as a member of a local sports talk show - and we got everyone to buy that, so this should be a piece of cake in comparison."
The "Sports Fix at Six" is more aptly renamed the, "Confused and Stammering Hicks at Six", and the question is announced as, "Why do you keep reading and listening to these people who clearly are misinformed at best, and just idiots who mostly loathe both you and all things Tennessee, at worst?"
It's a tough one that might take more than 20 minutes to answer, but all lines are currently open, and they're awaiting your call. Or not.
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