BREAKING: Gruden offered 6-year $31.5M deal

[titans28]

Hope Gruden takes the deal and Turns the program around.

 

[triad280]

From the way his hair looks, I doubt it.

I'm hearing he smells like booze and hooker sweat as well.

its called Sex Panther...60% of the time,it works everytime...

 

[Pacer92]

Is this real life?

Fantasy island...La plane! La plane!

 

[golfballs]

Hope Gruden takes the deal and Turns the program around.

You don't always post. But when you do....

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Hope Gruden takes the deal and Turns the program around.

Yeah, dude, that's not gonna happen, so just make up some source of your own and present it as the troof.

 

[volswillrise12]

So OCI, if its true offer on the table for Gruden and he's interested why let Dooley continue to hang around? What's the thought process?

 

[orange parmejohn]

no need of clowning on Dooley.

 

[Jax_Vol]

Yeah, they all smell like cod

 

[hohenfelsvol]

no need of clowning on Dooley.

What does a Gamecock player have to do with anything?

 

[golfballs]

So OCI, if its true offer on the table for Gruden and he's interested why let Dooley continue to hang around? What's the thought process?

beacuse Lovie Smith. Get with it

 

[The Internet]

Gruden will be crowned King of Knoxville (KoK) and Dooley will serve as his court jester.

 

[orange parmejohn]

What does a Gamecock player have to do with anything?

lol

 

[Jax_Vol]

What does a Gamecock player have to do with anything?

There is a chicken house joke wrapped up in here somewhere

 

[Jake]

your overthinking...dont worry about that.

I would have to agree.

 

[theFallGuy]

Reporters were standing 6-8 inches further back than normal. Indicates smell and probable non-shower. Disappointing as Dooley is normally strong in the showering aspect.

Dooley is now 30 -1 on showering stats

 

[The Internet]

Dooley is now 30 -1 on showering stats

Wtf!

 

[Orange Blazer]

So who are going to be Gruden's cordinators?

OC - Jim Harbaugh
DC - Bill Belichick

 

[Jax_Vol]

So who are going to be Gruden's cordinators?

OC - Jim Harbaugh
DC - Bill Belichick

I'm ok with Harbaugh, but Belichick is over-rated. Been at least 3-4 years since he won a super bowl.

 

[UTodd01]

#VolReport: Derek Dooley Media Session - YouTube

As much as I want him gone and Gruden in - you don't have a heart if you don't feel sorry for him after watching that.

That was painful to watch.

 

[Nerd-Vol]

As much as I want him gone and Gruden in - you don't have a heart if you don't feel sorry for him after watching that.

That was painful to watch.

I felt sorry for our players getting a train ran on them by every relevant SEC team.

 

[tomq_123]

He did look defeated. If nothing else, Dooley should be commended for removing the stink of Kiffin and USC and returning the UT traditions that make the school and team so special.

 

[Jax_Vol]

As much as I want him gone and Gruden in - you don't have a heart if you don't feel sorry for him after watching that.

That was painful to watch.

Yes, I feel very very very sorry for him. It is obvious that he is in laa-laa land at this point. Poor guy. Hopefully, Hart pulls the trigger next Monday. No need for this to drag out any further. We have seen enough.

 

[Thrasher865]

I'm ok with Harbaugh, but Belichick is over-rated. Been at least 3-4 years since he won a super bowl.

No question. Dude can't coach. And nobody would respect him.

Plus, he's never leaving Cleveland, and I don't want another Nick Saban coaching tree guy!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I'm ok with Harbaugh, but Belichick is over-rated. Been at least 3-4 years since he won a super bowl.

Belichik is way iverrated. He's been riding Mike Holovak's coat tails for years. Holovak's players won all them SB's for Belichik.

 

[Obsessed]

Houston High alum I see? Go Dragons!

Another dragon alum. Cool.

Lots of my partying buddies went to Houston high