Bout to lay the hand of God on these boys...

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...who play for BYE (whatever that stands for).
I haven't heard anything of them or their players. Must either be on the top of the Espn Hate list, or just suck so bad noone wants to waste ink on their team.
All major schedule sites (including ESPN) have "WEEK" beside their team name (which might I add should be spelled weak)
I'm feeling a UT win by forfeit.
Rumor has it they don't even have buses to ride to the college football Mecca.
But if they do come I'm expecting the Vols to throat slash all night!
Hunter will plant peanuts on their Safety.
CP will break ankles (literally, I saw him with a lead pipe with BYE carved into it.)
Bray will throw 8 td's in the first quarter, McCullers will eat at least 2 of their lineman (1 per half so he doesn't get indigestion).
Palardy will not touch the ball except to onside kick it after every score to save the innocent opponents from the eternal wrath of Rod Wilks.
Brodus will move his couch to the sideline, to sit comfy while our Vols whoop dey ass.
Vols win here, and on out.
Super Bowl Champs baby! Can't wait to see Tiny hoist that Stanley Cup after the last inning! GBO!
 
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BerryRocksYourTop said:
...who play for BYE (whatever that stands for).
I haven't heard anything of them or their players. Must either be on the top of the Espn Hate list, or just suck so bad noone wants to waste ink on their team.
All major schedule sites (including ESPN) have "WEEK" beside their team name (which might I add should be spelled weak)
I'm feeling a UT win by forfeit.
Rumor has it they don't even have buses to ride to the college football Mecca.
But if they do come I'm expecting the Vols to throat slash all night!
Hunter will plant peanuts on their Safety.
CP will break ankles (literally, I saw him with a lead pipe with BYE carved into it.)
Bray will throw 8 td's in the first quarter, McCullers will eat at least 2 of their lineman (1 per half so he doesn't get indigestion).
Palardy will not touch the ball except to onside kick it after every score to save the innocent opponents from the eternal wrath of Rod Wilks.
Brodus will move his couch to the sideline, to sit comfy while our Vols whoop dey ass.
Vols win here, and on out.
Super Bowl Champs baby! Can't wait to see Tiny hoist that Stanley Cup after the last inning! GBO!
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BerryRocksYourTop said:
...who play for BYE (whatever that stands for).
I haven't heard anything of them or their players. Must either be on the top of the Espn Hate list, or just suck so bad noone wants to waste ink on their team.
All major schedule sites (including ESPN) have "WEEK" beside their team name (which might I add should be spelled weak)
I'm feeling a UT win by forfeit.
Rumor has it they don't even have buses to ride to the college football Mecca.
But if they do come I'm expecting the Vols to throat slash all night!
Hunter will plant peanuts on their Safety.
CP will break ankles (literally, I saw him with a lead pipe with BYE carved into it.)
Bray will throw 8 td's in the first quarter, McCullers will eat at least 2 of their lineman (1 per half so he doesn't get indigestion).
Palardy will not touch the ball except to onside kick it after every score to save the innocent opponents from the eternal wrath of Rod Wilks.
Brodus will move his couch to the sideline, to sit comfy while our Vols whoop dey ass.
Vols win here, and on out.
Super Bowl Champs baby! Can't wait to see Tiny hoist that Stanley Cup after the last inning! GBO!
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We've already got these same played out jokes in the "Make fun of Bye Week" thread. Why did they need another thread?
 
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So what you're saying is that it might get a little ugly? Is that a correct assumption?
 
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BerryRocksYourTop said:
...who play for BYE (whatever that stands for).
I haven't heard anything of them or their players. Must either be on the top of the Espn Hate list, or just suck so bad noone wants to waste ink on their team.
All major schedule sites (including ESPN) have "WEEK" beside their team name (which might I add should be spelled weak)
I'm feeling a UT win by forfeit.
Rumor has it they don't even have buses to ride to the college football Mecca.
But if they do come I'm expecting the Vols to throat slash all night!
Hunter will plant peanuts on their Safety.
CP will break ankles (literally, I saw him with a lead pipe with BYE carved into it.)
Bray will throw 8 td's in the first quarter, McCullers will eat at least 2 of their lineman (1 per half so he doesn't get indigestion).
Palardy will not touch the ball except to onside kick it after every score to save the innocent opponents from the eternal wrath of Rod Wilks.
Brodus will move his couch to the sideline, to sit comfy while our Vols whoop dey ass.
Vols win here, and on out.
Super Bowl Champs baby! Can't wait to see Tiny hoist that Stanley Cup after the last inning! GBO!
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