Booze in Neyland?

#76
#76
Good Lord!! Can you not make it 3 hrs without drinking?? Do you really need more alcohol than the 17 beers you drank in the parking lot to make a powerhouse SEC football game (more) interesting?? Sad really.....

Someone didn't get invited to any parties in high school or college...
 
#77
#77
jus watch were u sit i was in sec t or u 15 rows up on the 40 yd line for the memphis game me and my buddy got drunk b4 we went did not sneak any in (usually we do) b4 kickoff we were talkin amongst each other (cursin a liil) and afew people around us aske could we stop cussin we apologized and everything was good so i thought when we ran the openin kickoff 70 yds i stood up and cheered this lil punk sittin next to me said hey if u bump me again im gettin the police i apologized and then we scored and i jumped up again he said thats it im gettin the police and next thing we knew we were kicked out of the game 2 min into the 1st qtr if i see that dude again im gonna pound em out but u can sneak it in but jus b innovative and careful
 
#78
#78
Double ziploc behind your wallet, airplane bottles around your belt, or now that it's cooled off, just wear one of those big coats with about 100 pockets and put the ziploc bags in the inside pockets. make sure you double bag!!


I'd mix them in the bathroom though. just go in a stall and do the mixing there. I got thrown out of 3 games a few years back....2 for being too loud in the blue hair section, and 1 for mixing drinks in the stands.
 
#79
#79
I don't know what they do if they catch you with it after you are inside, but I have seen plenty of people get caught with alcohol at the gates and they just take it away and then let them in.

Yeah, they took my tall Bud from my overalls pocket. Yes, that was kinda dumb of me.
 
#80
#80
the liquor store on the strip also sells lil plastic pouches of liquor parkin shouldnt b a problem either if u spend a lil money
 
#84
#84
Seriously, can't you just not drink for a couple hours? Are you that boring that you cant have a good time without a drink. Let's get a life here.
 
#85
#85
Why would you want to pay to go to a game and be so plastered that you would not be able to remember it. Don't mind me though,I think booze is out of the pits of hell anyway.
 
#89
#89
A friend of mine used to sneak booze into Neyland the night before and hide a couple of bottles of Jim Beam various places, then pick it up on game day.
 
#91
#91
That's what I figured. You can usually get away with it at the movie theater (if it's bottled water or juice) and always at the theme parks. Hell, ten hours at Universal Studios can be expensive if you have to buy drinks all day, but a couple bottles of "apple juice" can save you a fortune.

What's wrong you dont like paying $8.00 for a drink at IOA??? haha My daughter does competitive cheer and the cheer moms use water bottles to sneak Vodka in. You think IOA and Universal is bad try an all day cheer competition. :crazy:
 
#92
#92
This must be sarcasm. Either that, or you don't sit near (or in) the student section. Because believe me, we always have PLENTY of people with booze! And the last 3 games we have been to we didn't even get checked at the student gates, they just let everyone in.

Of course it's sarcasm.

Just go in the gates next to the student ones, they're always focused on the students.
 
#93
#93
We went to the Georgia game this year. Packed a total of 8 mini bottles of the new Red Stag by Jim Beam into boots and pullover pockets. We went down for the Vol Walk, tailgated for about a half an hour, then went in the entrance by the Vol Mall. That early before the game, most of the cops aren't looking for booze yet. Just play it cool and you should be okay. Pour it into a coke you buy at the concession stand and you'll be fine. Bathroom stalls make for a great place to mix your cocktail.
 
#94
#94
Exactly. The most important thing when sneaking in booze is to not act suspicious. The second something seems odd, they'll search harder.
 
#95
#95
I used to sneak in a pint of vodka and not ever get touched (patted down). gate 21, go in early, have that "oh this is my first time" look and walk in like john travolta from stayin alive !
 
#96
#96
There are pocket shots called "Str 8 Up" sold at University Liquor on Cumberland you can easy fit a few along your waist and a few in the wallet but i havent even been patted down this year
 
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#98
#98
We went to the Georgia game this year. Packed a total of 8 mini bottles of the new Red Stag by Jim Beam into boots and pullover pockets. We went down for the Vol Walk, tailgated for about a half an hour, then went in the entrance by the Vol Mall. That early before the game, most of the cops aren't looking for booze yet. Just play it cool and you should be okay. Pour it into a coke you buy at the concession stand and you'll be fine. Bathroom stalls make for a great place to mix your cocktail.

How is that stuff?
 
#99
#99
On cold days, I use those fleece blankets that roll up and velcro to themselves ( some have little snap ties, but they hide bottles, flasks, whatever you want. they never check them cause they are rolled up so tight.

Another good one is to fill a camel sack, like the ones cyclist wear with your favorite and it fits under you shirts like a back pack and has a long straw you can hide down your sleeve. Works great and hard for security to spot.

Tucker Max did this at Neyland - Everclear, Gatorade, and Red Bull (or your favorite energy drink of choice).

I also highly encourage you to mix and match with all sorts of brands and flavors of energy drinks and gatorade/powerade. You can get some really tasty concoctions, and they are highly alcoholic. The energy drinks also push the stuff through your system faster. This is what me and my friends drank through most of college. Also, note that one can use vodka as well, but it takes up more space and thus takes more total drink to get the same effect. Given the limited space (one camelback) within which to work, and the fact that you are also using mixing materials that will take up space, I would advise the PGA.
 
Of course it's sarcasm.

Just go in the gates next to the student ones, they're always focused on the students.

I am a student and even I have only been patted down once this year and that was at the very first game. If you go in a little late and don't act ridiculous they barely even look at you.
 
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