Booze in Neyland?

#27
#27
Double bag 3 ziplocs with your Jack, put one in your junk and two in your lady friend's bra. That'll get you by for sure. Tried and true---me and my girlfriend, now my wife, used that method all four years, every game. Never caught!
 
#28
#28
Panthro said:
In college, I just put airplane bottles in my socks. If they catch you, don't pitch a fit. Give them up and quietly go on in the stadium.
On a related note, did anyone else watch The Spots Reporters yesterday? They had a story about how Auburn and a few other schools have a system set up for folks to get help with annoyingly drunk fans. Apparently you just send a text to a certain number to tell where you are and who is annoying everyone. Then the security will spy on that person and kick them out if they get out of hand.
I thought it sounded like a good idea, since I've definitely had idiots beside me in the past. I once had a guy next to me spill an entire drink (coke and whiskey) on my wife's head, and then he just laughed about it.
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I like this. Nothing worse that being at the game with my small children and having drunk idiots ruin the game for them. Don't get me wrong, people being drunk is fine, some people are just idiots though.

I wish they had something like this for people who constantly yell abusive words for when I am with my younger children. I don't mind the occasional F word around them but there have been times when it was non stop swearing (F words, C words etc etc).

Maybe I should just stop brining them to games until they are older?
 
#30
#30
The small of the back.... all you need is a baggy shirt, tight belt, and a slim bottle.

I've brought in entire fifths before :naughty:
 
#31
#31
They've had the snitch's text line at Titan's home games this season. I think it's a fair idea, but there is certainly a potential for abuse. It's be nice if they could come up with a way to create family zones and rowdy zones as you see at many minor league baseball parks but I guess it would be difficult due to the PSLs.
 
#32
#32
Google Sippin Seat. Bought two after seeing them in the tailgate section in SI. Work great and provide a nice cushion on those hard benches.
 
#33
#33
i usually just take a flask in and put it in the front of my pants...maybe tighten your belt up so it won't slip out!
 
#34
#34
On cold days, I use those fleece blankets that roll up and velcro to themselves ( some have little snap ties, but they hide bottles, flasks, whatever you want. they never check them cause they are rolled up so tight.

Another good one is to fill a camel sack, like the ones cyclist wear with your favorite and it fits under you shirts like a back pack and has a long straw you can hide down your sleeve. Works great and hard for security to spot.
 
#36
#36
Alcohol is only encouraged, but not required in Neyland stadium despite what the cops or rules are.

They don't pat down worth crap, even in the student section gate. Just act like you have nothing and you'll be fine and have a better time at the game
 
#37
#37
A friend has these binoculars that are actually a whiskey flask which works pretty well. I've seen people smuggle in those single shot bag thingies also; one dude wearing breakaway pants had about twenty of them taped up his legs.
 
#38
#38
There's a tons of ways to get it in........ If you can't just ask the guy next to you. He will probably have some extra! :)
 
#39
#39
If you can get a thin enough flask, you can just put it in your back pocket. That's what I do.
 
#40
#40
Double or tripple bag liquor, put it in front of your junk and crease the seal over your boxers, tighten that belt up and you are golden
 
#41
#41
Evol said:
I don't know what they do if they catch you with it after you are inside, but I have seen plenty of people get caught with alcohol at the gates and they just take it away and then let them in.
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I have been one of those people when I went to one of the lower student gates.

Go to one of the bigger gates (10 or 21) if you can and you should be fine.

Don't take a flask that you would mind losing.
 
#42
#42
I'm a teetot'ler but there is a constant drip of what smells like #7 (if my memory serves me right) over our seats beginning in the second quarter of every game.
 
#43
#43
Wii60 said:
I'm sorry, but no one ever gets booze into the stadium. UT is a dry campus after all, and in no way will 9/10 people around you be intoxicated. I have been going to Neyland for 19 years, and never have I seen drunken behavior in or around the stadium.
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This must be sarcasm. Either that, or you don't sit near (or in) the student section. Because believe me, we always have PLENTY of people with booze! And the last 3 games we have been to we didn't even get checked at the student gates, they just let everyone in.
 
#44
#44
AS far as parking...I always park over off Gay street, the meters are free on weekends. Plenty of nice places to eat at Market Square and a short walk to the game. Or you can take a shuttle that drops you off at THE HILL and takes you back for $3.
 
#45
#45
lol I used to sneak beer OUT of a pressbox suite at the end of the year for the company I used to work for. Softdrink 12 pk cartons can be deceptive.
 
#46
#46
I haven't tried this at Neyland, but I've used it at other places, such as movie theaters and those dang Orlando theme parks that don't serve (affordable) alcohol (hey, when I'm going to be chasing kids all day, I need a freakin' drink). (Am I giving the impression that I drink a lot?). Anyway, with clear liquor, such as Vodka, putting it in a water bottle goes a long way. And for the dark liquors - e.g., my personal choice, Whiskey - using an apple juice bottle works wonders. The brand of whiskey I drink is the exact color of apple juice. I'm talking about those 16-oz plastic bottles with a twist-off lid. Nobody has questioned it yet, but again, I haven't tried it at Neyland and, thinking about it, it probably wouldn't work in that context.
 
#48
#48
the press box suites have fridges that can be stocked for the year...or they use to. End of the year they have to be cleaned out.
 
#49
#49
utvolpj said:
I don't believe you can bring in outside drinks to Neyland
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That's what I figured. You can usually get away with it at the movie theater (if it's bottled water or juice) and always at the theme parks. Hell, ten hours at Universal Studios can be expensive if you have to buy drinks all day, but a couple bottles of "apple juice" can save you a fortune.
 
#50
#50
I used to stuff shooters into my socks and shoes. Never got caught. I once had a bottle fall out of my sock right after going through the security line (my own fault for trying to pack too much in) but I just kept walking and wrote the one bottle off as a loss. No one seemed to notice/care.

Just to add. Neyland is the only stadium/arena/venue I've been to where they will actually pat you down, it's sort of weird.
 
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