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#39
#39
possumslayer said:
I was gonna have penis spelled out on the palm of my right hand so I could shake peoples hands and say you touched my penis! Wife said I'd get my azz kicked.
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I don't believe you have a wife. An attractive anyways
 
#43
#43
I am honored possum would ask for my help. When I first started reading this thread my initial feeling was a group picture of The Partridge Family or the cast of "Mr. Belvedere".

But after reading through the thread I've had a change of heart. I feel like you need something that oozes awesomeness. The following items should be included somewhere in the design: giant titties, three curse words, the Gadsden Flag, 100 Russian Rubles, a man with a rat tail haircut, the AC-130 gunship, some reference to Dick Cheney and the name of the person that stole your virginity.

You're welcome.
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#48
#48
A couple more ideas for possum: the word "ZONETARD" across your forehead or the URL to Ron Mexico's advice thread or Ron Mexico's true fan thread.
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#49
#49
How about he gets "Endzone Guru" tattooed on his neck? Apparently, anyone can usurp that title and just go flaunting it around without actually deserving it, imo.
 
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