Blind Date Horror Stories

[Kiffin&Kiffin]

I am not into Hefty girls. So, this almost happened to me on one occasion. Lucky for me, I saw a full body picture. It would have been an awkward situation.

 

[JTrainDavis]

I am not into Hefty girls. So, this almost happened to me on one occasion. Lucky for me, I saw a full body picture. It would have been an awkward situation.

door number 2, buddy.

 

[hmanvolfan]

What in the hell are you talking about?

 

[IPorange]

Had a date with a woman racist against hispanics once, and was railing on illegal aliens. My mother immigrated here illegally (from Canada).

 

[VolGal423]

That's why I never go on blind dates!!!

 

[LLcoolDave]

That's why I never go on blind dates!!!

I went on one, I was misled. Needless to say, never again

 

[pattiycake]

What in the hell are you talking about?

Seriously do you know what is up with this guy?? How many threads has he started about "fat chicks"?

 

[pattiycake]

That's why I never go on blind dates!!!

lol:lol: Amen to that! Just say NO!!

 

[IPorange]

Maybe someone he really cared about was crushed by one.

 

[VolGal423]

lol:lol: Amen to that! Just say NO!!

:good!: Exactly!

 

[dembewbs]

Ladies love the blind dates with me when they find out i look like orlando bloom

 

[hmanvolfan]

Maybe someone he really cared about was crushed by one.

You're not making it better.

 

[heartvols]

door number 2, buddy.

OMG!Surprisebuttsecks!

 

[pattiycake]

Maybe someone he really cared about was crushed by one.

:bottom:

 

[VolGal423]

Ladies love the blind dates with me when they find out i look like orlando bloom

I bet! they're probably waiting outside your door right now!
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[dembewbs]

fo sho

 

[pattiycake]

I bet! they're probably waiting outside your door right now!
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We keep knocking but he won't let us in!! :no:

 

[VolGal423]

We keep knocking but he won't let us in!! :no:

Gasp! Oh, 14! How can you deprive them of your love?! How horrible!
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[dembewbs]

gotta be a brunette for me to let u in

 

[pantone151]

OMG!Surprisebuttsecks!

 

[pattiycake]

gotta be a brunette for me to let u in

We told all the blondes, redheads and fake brunettes that you moved...They left. Now let us in!

 

[superdave1984]

I went on one, I was misled. Needless to say, never again

I have been on 3 blind dates. All three misrepresented themselves dramatically. All three were good for one night though if you get my drift.

 

[IPorange]

You're not making it better.

Neither are the big girls.

 

[IPorange]

I have been on 3 blind dates. All three misrepresented themselves dramatically. All three were good for one night though if you get my drift.

You would sleep with someone on a first blind date?

 

[Plano Vol]

The SGA tried to do the dating game with students in Carrick and I agreed to be one of the guys to choose a date. When my turn came, I asked a buddy to position himself where he could see the girls and tell me which number to pick.

So when I sat down, I looked over at my friend expecting to see one, two or three fingers. Instead, all I saw was this guy mouthing "RUN"!

So I did.