Bird Laws

[smowkee]

what about penguins?

Uh, NO!

 

[The Ron Mexico]

In my experience, Kitten Mittens work exceptionally well, also.

My cats are just so loud! They keep me up all night with their stomping.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

My cats are just so loud! They keep me up all night with their stomping.

How many pussies do you have stomping around, Ron? Have you considered the Atkins for Cats, or "Catkins" Diet?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

How many pussies do you have stomping around, Ron? Have you considered the Atkins for Cats, or "Catkins" Diet?

It seems like I spend my whole night just chasing pussies. It's quite exhausting. And yes, most of my pussies are a little heftier than most.

/cats, that is.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

It seems like I spend my whole night just chasing pussies. It's quite exhausting. And yes, most of my pussies are a little heftier than most.

/cats, that is.

Nothing wrong with a healthy pussy.

 

[ego]

i like 'em timid

 

[The Ron Mexico]

Many qualities should be considered when at the shelter selecting a new pussy. Weight, timidness and cleanliness are just a few I look for. A nice shiny coat is very important to me.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

Hairless?

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Make sure to keep your pussies well-fed. A stuffed pussy is a happy pussy.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

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