Bird Laws

[ego]

can someone explain them to me? is there such a thing?

what can i keep in my house, and what is considered illegal?

 

[BearCat204]

Pretty sure that pink flamingos are illegal

 

[ego]

if i'm not mistaken, mullet studied something along these lines. he should be able to give a legit answer.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

A mockingbird will get you serious jail time. Bird law in this country is not governed by reason.
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[golfballs]

what about penguins?

 

[ego]

so if i'm unable to keep a mockingbird, does the same rule go for a gull?

 

[The Ron Mexico]

I am going to recuse myself from this thread for a conflict of interest.

 

[golfballs]

Billy C knows about keeping cocks in the house

 

[superdave1984]

Check the black market for bald eagles. You would be the hit of your neighborhood.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

so if i'm unable to keep a mockingbird, does the same rule go for a gull?

Under the Energy Conservation Act of 1903, gulls are acceptable because they can also be used as garbage disposals.
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[Pepe_Silvia]

I am going to recuse myself from this thread for a conflict of interest.

I see no conflict of interest.
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[The Ron Mexico]

I see no conflict of interest.
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Well in that case, I have experience in many lawyerings...you win some...I win some...at the end of the day there is a mutual respect between us.

 

[ego]

has anyone ever had a gull? how is the noise level?

 

[invalid username]

feed it alka seltzer

 

[golfballs]

keep a muzzle on it

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Well in that case, I have experience in many lawyerings...you win some...I win some...at the end of the day there is a mutual respect between us.

I feel like you've made yourself perfectly redundant.
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[The Ron Mexico]

I feel like you've made yourself perfectly redundant.
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Objection. Hearsay. Filibuster.

 

[Souce]

I have a Wild Turkey in my house.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

Objection. Hearsay. Filibuster.

Objection! Extremely racist!

 

[ego]

sounds like grounds for a duel.

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

 

[wounded mullet]

Hummingbirds are legal tender. Look it up.
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[PoochPunt3rdDown]

I think Bark Off works with gulls...

 

[Pepe_Silvia]

In my experience, Kitten Mittens work exceptionally well, also.

 

[ego]

i've used kitten mittens for years.