Billy C in the News Again

[BearCat204]

Couch Cushion Lover | The Smoking Gun

Police in Wisconsin have accused a 46 year old man of enjoying curbside sex with a discarded sofa.
Waukesha Patch reports that an off-duty officer was jogging when he spotted Gerard Streator allegedly doing the deed with the furniture. Authorities charged Streator on Thursday with one count of lewd and lascivious behavior, which carries a maximum of nine months in prison.

 

[Thrasher865]

Bath salts, or was this true love?

 

[BearCat204]

Not sure, but it appears that it was consentual

 

[Thrasher865]

No way that couch was 17...

 

[BearCat204]

It was a very old sofa..................unfortunately I am hearing that there was rufaline in the sofa's system when they were both arrested.

 

[Thrasher865]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD50iYSkfa8[/youtube]

 

[DD4ME]

Lulz, least he's not racist, the couch was yella.

 

[Thrasher865]

Yellow couches have the tightest springs, but I heard their zippers are sideways. TIFWIW

 

[DD4ME]

Yellow couches have the tightest springs, but I heard their zippers are sideways. TIFWIW

Lulz, also their backsides are usually flat

 

[Slydell]

Couch love you long time.

 

[PoochPunt3rdDown]

98% of all couch rapes are the direct result of smoking marijuana.

 

[theFallGuy]

98% of all couch rapes are the direct result of smoking marijuana.

RIP I...t...c....

 

[BearCat204]

damn juana

 

[zjcvols]

YOu slackers. I can't believe a 19 year old has to post this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JcJkhSUSnek[/youtube]

 

[Thrasher865]

Were you even walking when Dave Chappelle was big?

 

[LittleCat]

Come on Billy...

 

[Thrasher865]

YOu slackers. I can't believe a 19 year old has to post this

Also, that probably wasn't posted, because it's in violation of board rules, and we like to respect authority figures here in the zone...

 

[zjcvols]

Were you even walking when Dave Chappelle was big?

I wasn't in middle school yet, and I was always running away from teachers who were out to get me, so to answer your question, no.

 

[zjcvols]

Also, that probably wasn't posted, because it's in violation of board rules, and we like to respect authority figures here in the zone...

I'm sensing sarcasm, but that could be the tuna sandwich I just made.

 

[Thrasher865]

I've never been sarcastic a day in my life! I'm offended!

 

[zjcvols]

I've never been sarcastic a day in my life! I'm offended!

Saying the Lions didn't get screwed was sarcasm, no?

 

[Thrasher865]

:mega_shok:

 

[zjcvols]

:mega_shok:

Just playin broski, woski

 

[LittleCat]

More recent pic of billy.

 

[DjCrenshaw]

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