Bill's Baseball Thread [Experts ONLY]

[Behr]

Thank you for that gif. That is very kind of you.

Yeah, it wasn't out of kindness.

But you're welcome.

 

[Toucan Sam]

@Behr the Texas Rangers defeated the Houston Astros 2-0 in Game one. Game two is today at 4:37 PM on FOX.

 

[Behr]

@Behr the Texas Rangers defeated the Houston Astros 2-0 in Game one. Game two is today at 4:37 PM on FOX.

You have mistaken me for someone who cares anything at all about baseball. I'd appreciate you not making that mistake again.

Thank you for your attention.

 

[Toucan Sam]

You have mistaken me for someone who cares anything at all about baseball. I'd appreciate you not making that mistake again.

Thank you for your attention.

You are very welcome. I will speak to Bill about it.

 

[Toucan Sam]

@volfanbill the Texas Rangers defeated the Houston Astros 2-0 in Game one. Game two is today at 4:37 PM on FOX.

 

[Toucan Sam]

The Rangers lead the Astros 5-1 in the 4th inning of Game 2 of the ALCS.

 

[Toucan Sam]

@volfanbill the Texas Rangers defeated the Houston Astros tonight 5-4. The Rangers now lead the series 2-0. The Series will now head back to Arlington Texas for Game 3.

 

[volfanbill]

@volfanbill the Texas Rangers defeated the Houston Astros tonight 5-4. The Rangers now lead the series 2-0. The Series will now head back to Arlington Texas for Game 3.

The Phillies and DBacks start shortly

 

[Toucan Sam]

The Phillies and DBacks start shortly

Oh wow. I don't know who will be favored in that series.

 

[volfanbill]

 

[BigOrangeMojo]

That is epic.

Nothing worse than someone who inherited so much thinking they actually accomplished something in life...

 

[volfanbill]

That is epic.

Nothing worse than someone who inherited so much thinking they actually accomplished something in life...

Yea. And imagine being a fan of the team that douche canoe owns

 

[NorCalVol67]

Yea. And imagine being a fan of the team that douche canoe owns

Lew Wolff was also terrible.

 

[volfanbill]

Lew Wolff was also terrible.

Don’t disagree, but Fisher has been point man for the absolute collapse

 

[volfanbill]

“My name is (insert any Phillies player here) and I hit dingers”

 

[NorCalVol67]

“My name is (insert any Phillies player here) and I hit dingers”

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Pretty much.

 

[NorCalVol67]

“My name is (insert any Phillies player here) and I hit dingers”

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Cool thing for me, a lifelong friend is umping this series.

 

[GordonC]

tl;dr

The Philadelphia Phillies lead the Arizona Diamondbacks 2 games to 0 in the NLCS.
The Texas Rangers lead the Houston Astros 2 games to 0 in the ALCS.
Game 3 of the ALCS is at Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas, home of the Rangers (capacity of 40,000), with the first pitch scheduled for 8:03 pm EST (on FoxSports1).
The weather is forecast to be 80 degrees at gametime.
The over-under is 9, and the line is Texas -125.

wtft
stftu
gtfto
ngaft

 

[VolNExile]

tl;dr

The Philadelphia Phillies lead the Arizona Diamondbacks 2 games to 0 in the NLCS.
The Texas Rangers lead the Houston Astros 2 games to 0 in the ALCS.
Game 3 of the ALCS is at Globe Life Field in Arlington, Texas, home of the Rangers (capacity of 40,000), with the first pitch scheduled for 8:03 pm EST (on FoxSports1).
The weather is forecast to be 80 degrees at gametime.
The over-under is 9, and the line is Texas -125.

wtft
stftu
gtfto
ngaft

OMG - the Fruit Loops virus is spreading!!!

 

[GordonC]

OMG - the Fruit Loops virus is spreading!!!

nah
it was a preemptive strike against the stoopit chit dat was comin

 

[volfanbill]

I hate the Astros.


This concludes my ted talk. Thank you for listening in

 

[VolNExile]

I hate the Astros.


This concludes my ted talk. Thank you for listening in

I am so horrified that the Asheville Tourists are now feeding the 'Stros. Ugh!

 

[Toucan Sam]

I hate the Astros.


This concludes my ted talk. Thank you for listening in

Game 4 is tonight at 8:03 PM in Arlington Texas.

 

[volfanbill]

Game 4 is tonight at 8:03 PM in Arlington Texas.

I had no idea

 

[Toucan Sam]

I had no idea

Yeah it should be a good game. The Astros won Game 3 last night because it was a must win for them. Hopefully the Rangers can take a 3-1 lead tonight.