I would visit USoCal, Bama, Florida, UGA, and tOSU. I would lead them all on a merry chase, all the way to national signing day. I would tell each coach privately things that would incline him to think I was going to sign with his team in the end. My recruitment would be one where I am high on all 5 schools but changing my leader every week.
All the while, I would be secretly a silent commit :shhh:to the UNIVERSITY OF TENNESSEE, thus wasting a lot of those other coaches' time.
On National Signing Day I would shove the other hats off the table and pull a UT hat out from under it. I would end the mascerade with a salute:salute: and a loud "V,B!" :the_finger: