Best Pick-Up Lines

[WA_Vol]

"I loved your last movie."

"Can I have your number in case hell does freeze over?"

"Can I buy you a drink or would you rather I just give you the money?"

 

[checkerboard_charly]

The word for today is Legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

 

[WA_Vol]

The word for today is Legs. Lets go back to my place and spread the word.

LOL

 

[hohenfelsvol]

Are you from Tennessee?

Cuz you the only Ten I see!

 

[tonyvolsfan05]

i may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed rock

 

[Jasongivm6]

Guy: "I just love your small hands."

Gal: "He he, really?"

Guy: "Yeah, it makes my d**k look bigger when you're holding it."

 

[Vol Mania 21]

lol:

Guy: "I just love your small hands."

Gal: "He he, really?"

Guy: "Yeah, it makes my d**k look bigger when you're holding it."

lol: :lolabove: :thumbsup: that's great

 

[orangeguy]

roses are red
violets are blue
lets go eat some spaghetti and f--k

 

[orangeguy]

how would you like your eggs for breakfast, boiled, scrambled, over easy, or fertilized

 

[vols kick balls]

roses are red
violets are blue
lets go eat some spaghetti and f--k

how would you like your eggs for breakfast, boiled, scrambled, over easy, or fertilized

lol:

 

[orangeguy]

what a you say we go back to my place and do some math; add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs and muuultiplyyyy

 

[tonyvolsfan05]

[FONT=Verdana, Arial, sans-serif]Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself. [/FONT]

 

[ut 4 me]

do you raise chickens?

no.....why

because you sure are raising my cock

 

[ut 4 me]

did it hurt

what?

when you fell from heaven

 

[ut 4 me]

are you tired?

no why?

because you have been running through my mind all day

 

[ut 4 me]

i lost my number. can i have yours?

 

[ut 4 me]

is there a ninja in you pants?

no why?

because your ass is kickin'

 

[milohimself]

Nice shoes. Let's f***.

 

[orangeguy]

excuse me, if you have lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in

 

[orangeguy]

I might not be the best looking guy, but I am the only one talking to you

 

[orangeguy]

Do ;you work at UPS? I could of sworn you were looking at my package.

 

[orangeguy]

and thats about it for me. none worked except the one, "Whats your friends name" i got a response.

 

[orangeguy]

guy: excuse me, "look into my eyes"

guy: excuse me miss, "will you please look into my eyes"

girl: ughhh OK ,( she looks) , well.....what do you want


guy: " Do you think our kids will have your fat ankles"

 

[vols kick balls]

excuse me, if you have lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in

that ones great.

 

[Jasongivm6]

HE: "My watch tells me you're not wearing any panties."

SHE: "Well, your watch is wrong because I am wearing panties."

HE: "Well my watch is an hour fast."