Best Pick-Up Lines

#29
#29
"How bout you come set on my lap and we talk about the first thing that pops up"


"You know, the human body has 254 bones in it. How would you like 1 more?"


ps: I'm not sure about how many bones are in the human body, so just make up a number unless you know :dunno:
 
#31
#31
Nice legs...What time do they open?


If I told you you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?
 
#32
#32
what did the blonde's left leg say to the right?
between us, we can make a lot of money.

i know its not a pickup line but i heard it today
 
#33
#33
Redneck Man's Pick Up Lines

1) Did you fart? Cuz you blew me away.
2) Are yer parents retarded? Cuz ya sure are special.
3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea ... I can't hold it in.
4) Do you have a library card? Cuz I'd like to sign you out.
5) Is there a mirror in yer pants? Cuz I can see myself in em.
6) If you in I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in yer hole.
7) You might not be the best lookin girl here, but beauty's only a light switch away.
8) Man - "Fat Penguin!"
Woman - "WHAT?"
Man - "I just wanted to say something that would break the ice."
9) I know I'm not no Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.
10) I can't find my puppy, can you help me find him? I think he went into this cheap motel room.
11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin, we kin sleep til afternoon.
13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench, every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.
 
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